This is somehow the best AND the worst advice in the whole post.

I was in an altered state of mind while watching the Aquateen Hunger Force movie. I can barely remember anything about the movie, but I know I had a great time!

I’d expect one to be about 6" tall, but I have yet to see one to confirm this.

The worst thing about this is that I can never find my apps. I need to check on Verizon, so I scroll down to the Vs. Nope, it’s in with the Ms.

You’re not wrong.

Should we feel bad for someone when this happens to them? Absolutely!

Should we feel any worse about this person than any other person in the same scenario? Not at all.

Accidently my ass! Stop trying to bring it back!

Usually just a wave, but I’ll give a full blown “I have no idea what I’m doing!” shrug if I REALLY messed up.

Not OCD, but it’s caffeine and weed for me.

Found the Canadian!

Only if I have consent!

I think you’ve already spent more emotional energy on this concept than anyone should.

I highly doubt that anyone is thinking about that at all during normal interactions.

In my town, the only new businesses are car washes, vape shops, and drive thru coffee franchises.

We had plenty of all three to begin with, but now there’s far more than anyone could ever need.

Flying Pig

Why the long face?

I have a bachelor’s in one field, a master’s in a different one, and a job that has very little to do with either.

Unsubscribe from any news or political communities.

The smaller you are, the faster people will notice.

The squonk.

I’m on my porch, and what’s out here is 50% trash.

I sure hope so, cause mine has 🍆💦