My wife likes fish more than I do, but she can’t stand catfish. Tastes like any other fish to me, not her. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I can vouch for that! Never been a librarian though.

A firing range is a whole lot more fun than one would expect.

Nice try, Trump!

No. That would fit under joining them.

There are two ways to deal with terrible people.

Ignore them, or join them.

I’m guessing you don’t want to be a terrible person, so…

Ok then, what did you learn from your experiment?

Here’s a better question. Have you learned from your mistake?

You must be mistaken. That’s obviously NOT_RICK.

Without much else to go off of, the best all purpose advice I can give is: lubrication. Best wishes to you!

Sure! You like board games? Or retro Nintendo? We got plenty of both!

No, but my wife is! 😏

Cult of Sheogorath here!

You could study one mythology and create an accurate game, or research hundreds of them, and pull one or two characters from each.

It’s just more work.

I was expecting that they won’t have a magic phrase to say and solve my issues

That is a logical expectation because that’s not what they do.

After going and finding out myself, I can confirm that I was right.

Ahh, so, you were expecting them to TRY to fix you with a magic phrase and when the magic phrase never came, you assumed that they had failed.

You got it all backwards. Those people don’t fix you. They teach you, they point you in the right direction, they tell you the things your friends won’t, they ask the questions you’ve been avoiding.

YOU fix YOU.

If the athlete doesn’t show up for the competition, they can’t blame the loss on bad coaching.

I’m almost afraid to ask, but are you sure you’re doing it right?

We should hang out some day.

I don’t think so, and nobody’s ever said otherwise. 🤷🏻‍♂️

My Geometry teacher started calling me this and continued all through High school, and I still don’t know why.

What about Keleven?