You’re completely Emmental!
You’re completely Emmental!
What the hell? You all need Jesus.
Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?
My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.
Blueberry Muffin
Maybe the earliest example of, “You should see the other guy!”
You bridle like it’s such a cinch.
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies…
God, what a fitting start/title.
There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.
Also immortal. And hypersexual.
Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let’s have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We’re jammin’
Shampoo commercial porcupine.
I have a shitty Target duffel bag that’s been with me on so many adventures. It’s falling apart, but I refuse to let it go, precisely because it’s been with me on so many adventures. That also explains the several pairs of shoes with holes in them I can’t bring myself to throw out.
I’m gifted with extreme literacy.
No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.
Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.
Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.
I love that Mark’s just a regular guy.
Thank you for the heads-up.
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.