So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time
this lures the moose
I hate that fact, so unsetteling to imagine
The 80s are coming back!
Fashion is a cycle.
Far easier to wear than live salmon hats.
Especially with rising ocean acidification, new hats just floating around naturally without the orcas having to put in any work.
but when I do it all i get is "please leave the store’
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Because it’s cultural appropriation!
when RDJ does blackface for a whole movie it’s fine, I wear a salmon and get cancelled, doesn’t seem fair
What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?
Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.
Did you wear your orca suit?
i wonder if it confuses prey… maybe they just see the salmon and don’t recognize the rest of the Orca….
I’m thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your “hat” and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.
IIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too.
Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things “for the hell of it.”
Dolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt.
Well I didn’t believe it but https://scienceadvance.com/dolphins-may-be-using-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high/
We must give the dolphins edibles.
they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish
See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least.
I don’t trust the masturbation was ethical, but they’re horny and aware enough it could be in the future.
English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.
Both a fashion accessory and a perfume. Touche.
Do they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food.
Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!
Meanwhile, trout mask replicas are always in style!
Fashion is a playground
