They at least go to the same barber.

Jess just created LIEnix.

Uncle Whore-ass was the life of the party

Fanning the flame with your spinning, stretched out ball sacks is a pro move.

That’s a dirty movie, for naughty people.

Whatever they’re called, he’s gonna need to wear a manzierre.

The iceberg is _obviously _ under the Titanic.

Chaffed taint after 200 steps.

Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

And a tooth. Almost definitely.

Ole Bill Burr getting blessed.

Dastardly deep state is probably putting that shit in the weed too, man. Cause I just can’t no never gonna stop.

What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?

I believe it’s referring to how no one gives a shit about Pride once June ends.

I would have thought they’d pull em off the pitch with a large magnet from the sky.

I can hear Gordon Ramsey yelling some terrible things at you.

Fucking right on!

Twice and like a little bitch because I risk nothing.

It might be but sunburn is definitely carcinogenic.

It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.