When girls show me their fine China: 😏
How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?
Naughty, naughty girls!
Rebel in the streets, freak in the sheets!
My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.
I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined
Good. Don’t brag about that.
At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.
Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”
Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger
Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.
Properly souced data yet unaware that the “gdp” framework of understanding is where the trap shut behind you. When your tool is a GDP then every problem becomes an interchangeable economic unit.
I had to look.
flip through my flaps
“Labias and flabias and flip flaps”
Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?
If it works, it works
Hey it’s nice to know the top results are educational/art and not just porn.
It’s just because pergin hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.
What’s with Ashley
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*playing
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“fwcking” makes me want to delete the internet
It’s a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I’m sure.
fuucking
it’s a double U
I bow in respect at your algospeak skills
Plz show bob and pergin
What is pergin supposed to be close to?
Could be “virgin” and they have completely misunderstood what it is.
Oh so it’s not a word, but just horribly misspelled
“Per China” = vagina? Damn, I was so far away from it
If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”
Americans now measuring in foreign countries
girls showing their vase (China)
It’s from the Minge Dynasty
BRA-VO.
shialabeoufclapping.mp4
So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?
Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.
My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days
this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety
Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.
This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.
A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.
Why do parents go through their children’s search history
Because these children are at an age where the parents are responsible for them and their education and sometimes you have to take control of what your children has access to until they’re old enough to understand what they’re looking at.
There’s a wave of homophobia with people at highschool level right now because their parents didn’t bother preventing them from checking right wing propaganda.
PSA to make sure your kids have not been lured in by Andrew Tates cult
You don’t need to strip them of privacy to do that. If they’re too young to understand what they’re looking at just slap on some parental controls to whatever device they’re using. It’s not hard to explain to your children why being alt right is bad. It is hard to convince them you value their privacy after you’ve been spying on them.
You first need to know that it’s a problem before applying disciplinary measures
Giving kids the illusion of privacy so you can monitor them and punish them for doing things you disagree with is way worse than just not letting them do that thing. Or better yet, why not step the fuck up, do some parenting and explain to your kids why some things are bad.
I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. You start by showing trust in them, if you realize that they do weird stuff you find the source and then act on it. In your case you’re skipping the trust phase and applying parental control from the get go, preemptive discipline is no way to raise a child.
I was responding specifically to a case where one might be worried about what their child might see online. I think it’s totally valid to stop your kid from looking at things that are going to be upsetting to them.
Personally I’d let my kid loose on the internet. When I picked up some questionable information on the internet and shared it with my parents you know what happened. They confronted those views of mine in conversation. They didn’t spy on me to attempt to find out where that came from. And what would even be the point in doing so? They already talked it out with me. It’s not necessary to spy on your kids, those are the actions of someone who is afraid of their children being different to themselves.
Parental controls against certain types of content aren’t really preemptive punishment
Eggactly.
I’ll just tell him that’s it’s fine, nothing to be ashamed of. And tell him about sex stuff not just educational like, biology, safety, etc. But also the fun stuff like cosplay, masturbation, etc.
And yeah respect others privacy and don’t do sexual stuff in public and never force anyone. And get at least 10 lol before getting gf.
Now go play outside or I’ll spank you.
Edit: F me, for not seeing its lemmy shitpost
or just don’t comment on it at all, they should be able to figure out you’ve seen it from the context of you commenting on other parts of their search history, and realize that if they’re going to do something private then maybe they want to close the curtains, for everyone’s sake
they’re 8. I used to teach 9-10 year olds and it’s not their fault, they aren’t stupid but they are kids and sometimes the things they do aren’t fully thought through or appropriate and they don’t know better.
Can parental controls block alt right type stuff nowadays?
You can restrict access to whatever you want to. If you really wanted to you could curate a whitelist of places they could go to but honestly I’m not sure how I feel about that either
Maintaining a denylist of harmful sites is not something any parent has time to do properly. Maintaining an allowlist is time consuming and technical. All some parents hvae in their toolbox is reviewing browser history and I’m not going to fault them for doing what they can to make things a bit safer online for their kid.
At 8 years old? To make sure they’re not doing something stupid, like joining lemmy
Signing up for wizard101 at 10 years old is where my life started going wrong. If only my parents were more vigilant and vetted every link in my search history for hidden satanism
People are downvoting you, but I remember going on porn websites at 9 years old and it was great. I turned out fine, and I’m glad my parents didn’t check my browser history.
Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox
Old man yells at cloud.