I am using a chili sauce that’s about 2 years out of date.

Because money laundering

You can teach an old dog new tricks, but 3 isn’t old, so you’ll be fine.

Firstly, what are the modlogs?

I reckon the Mercator projection has lied to you.

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I’ve never seen a cockroach in my life, so I’m not sure what this is telling me.

No Bell End or Wetwang?

Novels and short stories. Also very large children, carved wooden staffs, and random pieces of art.

2tb external hard drive, and another 2tb drive that has a copy of everything.

Idles newest album was absolutely terrible. A complete change of sound and not a single moment on the whole album that went hard.

It was boxing. Nothing to do with mma.

I have a straight peen most of the time.

That’s literally the only ‘old’ bit, but I was still constantly pestered by people trying to get me to come with them to look at handbags and sunglasses, and I do mean constantly, to the point where I just left because I couldn’t be arsed anymore.

Disagreed. I loved Venice. Was crowded but was very pretty and interesting, and had great food. You don’t need to go to the expensive tourist places for good food. As always, see where locals eat.

Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.

The tariffs might increase US manufacturing as many people won’t want to trade. Maybe.

Cinnamon stick 10 mins before you serve. Lime juice to garnish.