Pfff…23 emails

Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn’t happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words…

This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.

Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.

“I need a ticket to fuk”

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

Hookers & blow!

Tell her you fucked up…err…sideways

And I say…heeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee

Holio!

So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!

It’s that time…

Don’t be culturally insensitive. It’s a wang.

That car was so badly designed that the radio slot was turned sideways. No, the radio wasn’t vertical, but the slot was.

You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.

You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.

/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here

I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.

You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?

Reminds me of my wang. The little frills on the scarf, one of them curves left.

Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.

They ate egg plant, at which point there were heavy rains which did them in?

I…I can’t tell if this is commentary about now or not. Is that bad?