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I like “AI” like I like plastic. Technologically it’s amazing! It allows us to do many things that would have been impossible or very difficult before!It has many different uses! Average people use it terribly! Business people use it for awful things! It is poisoning our reality in a pervasive manner that will persist long after I am dead!

So yes and when it became overly marketable.

I also really enjoyed when “AI” models made distinctly uncanny images rather than “realistic” soulless images. I have an image of a weird-looking baby and a chicken-man screaming at each other and it is distinctly hyper-perceptual. Good times! (update: I found it)

Magenta is a mass delusion. It has no wavelength, it exists only because of the boundaries in our perception.

We aren’t able to see the world as it is, and yet hubris is so baked into the very essence of our being that our brains invent something to deny it. That is majenta. It is an egregore of vision, something we have dreamed into being and subsequently found ourselves made hostage to. It is a stalwart guardian protecting our feeble minds from the unfiltered reality of the world.

If humanity has a god, then that god is Majenta.

And the printers want to take it from us!!

I think that being forced to learn about WINE at a young age may have been beneficial actually (if extremely unpleasant)

I read that as instant garfification

It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN

(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)

Those bananas just became ripe and this guy chooses to eat a burger??

Looking at myself gives me the thoughts of despair so I dress to make people not look at me

My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.

Hmm I think that I will work all day and give my landlord money and then maybe be free for a few years once my body and mind are failing (or I might die before that)

That’s santa, you just don’t recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can’t see his iconic red and white clothing

Oh also the hours will start at 1 and the minutes will start at 0

I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while

All the girls want to talk about gay, but I just want to talk about postgres! There is nothing better than postgres, and database management systems are a great way to break the ice on the first date. But women just don’t understand it!!! All they want to talk about is gay, saying things like “you seem really nice but you’re crying in my arms at 3am telling me of your lifelong desire to date a man who would understand postgres, I’ll support you no matter what but have you considered that you may not be entirely straight?” Silly women!

(/s)

POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)

Haha I wish I could afford that! I live alone and I’m in my mid twenties. Instead it’s more like:

1. Quick meal (requires little prep and little cooking time, maybe some garlic spaghetti)

2. Big meal (a big stew I made a few days ago and put in the fridge)

3. Porridge (super reliable, very cheap, incredibly fast to prepare, add frozen blueberries)

And then:

5. Eating out (a good treat for a special occasion)

6. Delivery (it always ends badly)

Pad with rice if ever possible. Eat some beans. Frozen vegetables with seasoning salt.

Programming. Telling a machine “build x feature” is nervewracking because I do not know what it’s doing and more importantly boring because it takes all the joy out of writing code. Even the LLM completions I do not use because I have seen what it has done to my coworkers’ brains. I will think about the problem. I will write the code. I will know what it does. It will be of me, not of some averaging machine.

May the LLM era end in darkness and the gnashing of teeth amen.

People say to not drink but what they mean by “drink” is to drink alcohol. It’s not like they’re trying to not drink anything because they’d die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but “drinking” means drinking alcohol. It’s a strange euphemism that I’ve been unable to un-notice.

Just because I’m drinking while driving does not mean that I’m an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it’s liquid mercury but there’s no law against that.

Waiter, waiter! More GPUs please!

Friendly! I have experience growing food and I’m pretty good at cooking it too. Someone else can teach me how to kill and eat the deer that infest this area so that we can have a balanced diet. We will do mutual aid and survive against challenges that we could not face alone. Apes together strong.