Actually use Home and End keys to get to the start and end of text.

Ctrl + F for searching text. Very useful.

Alt + Tab for window switching.

Linux + USB drive to switch away from Windows.

Good point, well made

Do other people not piss when they shit or are they just not recording the fact that they piss if they also shit?

Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss’ desk when I get back to the office?

“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”

Anybody else remember a series of books with animals that seemed like a knock off of Mr Men/ Little Miss? I can’t remember what it was called but I had a few. Can only remember one that I think was a pig or a horse that lived in a field that had an armchair and a TV like a typical living room.

Um, she’s actually a 250 year old wood nymph.

…my pussy and my crack

That’s either a huge monkey or a tiny lion.

4 days, music festival.

The prosecution lawyer is going to argue that evidence could have been faked. Then it comes down to how convincing the jury find that argument. Personally I’d say that you could have been using a VPN to make it appear that you were accessing Youtube from home or that you left your phone at home and just left Youtube auto playing or ran some sort of automation to search for and play videos.

I left Reddit at the start of the APIocalypse. Lemmy is the only social media I use unless you count Youtube which I watch through Newpipe and Smarttube. Tried Mastodon but its not for me.

If you don’t yeet your meat, you can’t have any pudding

Would have been 1998 at school. Can’t remember what the very first thing I accessed was, probably something educational we were instructed to. We got it at home the following year. I remember downloading my first MP3s from Slipknot’s website around then and spending time in its chatroom. Then I read about Napster in a magazine and gave it a go. We only had the internet at home for a year or two. I had to use it at school and later college or the library after that. But I did have my own website from 2002 - 2005. I remember switching between both Google video and YouTube when they first started. Didn’t get the internet at home again until 2006, first smartphone in 2010.

I can’t ever remember seeing a kid wearing them here in the UK but my grandma once said she used “reins” on my dad and his siblings which would have been from late 1960s to late 1970s.

Maybe my balls and your balls could hang out

It was the style at the time.

Pretty sure that set up and this guy both sucked before Grindr launched.

This one during the week https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpYEzKkV7s

This one if I need to be up for anything I’m doing at the weekend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyqVKMhn000