My house is about 2 miles away from the hospital where I was born but only a couple of meters from the spot where the house my parents lived in when I was born used to stand, which means there’s a good chance I can see the spot where I was conceived from my upstairs window.

Yea, just not on here

Where I work any problems with a company laptop or phone it just gets replaced and the original is disposed of. Cheaper that way when you factor in the cost of having components on hand, space to store them, the time to replace them and the premium you’d have to pay for either employing staff with those skills or giving them that level of training.

Lol, my youth’s be done wit

Mini roll. Appropriate.

Actually use Home and End keys to get to the start and end of text.

Ctrl + F for searching text. Very useful.

Alt + Tab for window switching.

Linux + USB drive to switch away from Windows.

Good point, well made

Do other people not piss when they shit or are they just not recording the fact that they piss if they also shit?

Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss’ desk when I get back to the office?

“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”

Anybody else remember a series of books with animals that seemed like a knock off of Mr Men/ Little Miss? I can’t remember what it was called but I had a few. Can only remember one that I think was a pig or a horse that lived in a field that had an armchair and a TV like a typical living room.

Um, she’s actually a 250 year old wood nymph.

…my pussy and my crack

That’s either a huge monkey or a tiny lion.

4 days, music festival.

The prosecution lawyer is going to argue that evidence could have been faked. Then it comes down to how convincing the jury find that argument. Personally I’d say that you could have been using a VPN to make it appear that you were accessing Youtube from home or that you left your phone at home and just left Youtube auto playing or ran some sort of automation to search for and play videos.

I left Reddit at the start of the APIocalypse. Lemmy is the only social media I use unless you count Youtube which I watch through Newpipe and Smarttube. Tried Mastodon but its not for me.

If you don’t yeet your meat, you can’t have any pudding