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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Sounds crazy till ya try it

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Sounds crazy till ya try it

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    Not posting this was free.

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      For everything else, there’s MasterCard

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        Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.

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          Why?

          • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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            Why not?

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              You do you)

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          Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.

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        Hotel? Trivago

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        deleted by creator

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    I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet

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    I remember when I learned what sounding is.

    I fondly remember a time period before that.

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      That was today for me So you all must suffer too

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        My condolences.

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    Not this again

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      Not this piss again

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    Actual strawman just dropped

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    I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s

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    What a terrible day to have eyes…

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    aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.

    buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.

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      Speaking of which

      GNzULcwakAI2v9A

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    Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language

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    Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.

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    This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.

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    Oh how I wish it made beautiful cello double bass sounds.

    Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.

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      What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?.. I am curious.

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        bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.

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          Don’t forget that it’s just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).

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      That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.

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        Oh, right, forgot about that dude.

        I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
        And yo mom (related to urethra music).

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    No, no no no no!

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