I don’t want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

There’s no beginner friendly Linux OS, but…if you willing to learn a thing or two about linux (at least know how to install programs, updating system, & install your favorite Windows program on wine bc you can’t find equivalent linux program) i think you’ll loved Linux so much because it’s so flexible.
If you encounter errors, don’t worry, there’s answer how to fix it, all you need is Google/DuckDuckGo

The real question is if you show your balls will the camera follow it ?

I’d rather get the cheapest hotel than AirBNB

Not this again

It could be worse, you bite an apple but you also bite the worm in half

My favourite song before sleep are WM-D6C from Otherworld Legends & Volt Age - Volt’s Theme

Meanwhile me measuring temperature with scale of pain

Nah… everything is fine there, it’s even glow to spice up your mood a little bit