Nothing no one nothing?

I used to do that in high school, it drove people nuts back in those days

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. “Not with that attitude” is often a fun one, but I’m quite partial to “… but I’m not a botanist” when I’m sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

I didn’t count my facial piercings

But I only have seven holes

Why would I thank management for this?

Thank you!

It actually loads now. There was no error, just Zeno’s progress bar.

Sadly, that Church of the Universe link won’t load for me.

Nope, orange

Write “you ate beets” to a post-it and stick it on the mirror

Beans and Cornbread

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”

Show us pinto’s beans

And I woke my wife up just to put beans in her and she liked it

For me, it’s the beans.

Also, I made beans this morning.

TBF, that’s what the world is especially full of right now

Please don’t ask why, I just need to poop ceaselessly for three days straight.

That’s why, when I say “good question,” I thoughtfully neglect to provide an answer.

But that’s likely because I only say that when I don’t know the answer.

Oh boy donuts

We’re suffocating ourselves just fine