SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

Is it because you can’t afford to pay attention?

Oh no, not again.

I’m not sure it was necessary for you to bathe in their blood.

This is false equivalency. It is always strictly necessary to punch nazis.

Probably should have just said “Ethernet”

Nope, Cat5 was nominally rated for 100 MHz, but was superseded by Cat5e for greater reliability at such speeds

You could always say “no” and then see if it turns into an opportunity. Honest communication can open more doors than you might expect.

I tried to find the email about it, if it was indeed an email where I expressed myself, but to no avail. It was pretty late in the process and there was clear pressure from both sides to complete the process, which I think worked in my favor, alongside my strong references and decades-long career.

Last time a prospective employer tried to give me an assignment, I just flat out told them I wasn’t going to do it.

I’ve been happily employed by them for almost four years now.

Cat5? Not even Cat5e? You sure the problem isn’t just that their connection is 10Mbps or worse and we sites aren’t just taking a couple minutes to load?

Is the Wi-Fi down, or is Internet access down? Because you’re probably gonna need a gerbil instead of that hamster

Really regretting putting off that panel installation.

Champ, you’re the one reading way too much into this.

These are all good questions about stupid legislation.

Bazinga!

Oh, bless your heart. I was wishing you luck because clearly you’re going to need it.

Bell pepper!

Good luck on your future endeavors.

To be fair, “buy more equipment” is not a great answer.