You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.

You are just milking these memes.

Keep up the memes, i love that are original.

It is a freaky disney film.

I don’t eat that fake maple syrup. I can’t tolerate the taste. But I need to stock up on some ketchup chips at some point.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Did you see Jamie Lee Curtis promoting this film?

Adding that to my joke pile. Love it.

Double the resolution, and no censor. I found via Yandex.

I prefer not getting diarrhoea.

Is he like my father? When he raises his arms, it smells of death 2 metres away… And you have to run to another room for air?

You have a better chance of the word being spelled correctly, doing the opposite.

I hate squirrels. Raccoons, and birds are better.

Fuck me in the ass tonight?

Duck be in the ads tonight? Does that work?

Arc*

Thank you. I just stopped using that website overall, because of all the ads thrown down my throat.

Yes, dude.

No, that is Arnold Schwarzenegger that is boy preggers.

I disagree. Boy preggers is pretty rad.