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realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Ancestors, watch over me today

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Ancestors, watch over me today

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realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • krashmo@lemmy.world
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    How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the ‘wiping with toilet paper’ debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can’t comprehend how the other does it.

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      are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?

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        About half, it seems. Shockingly.

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          I use bidets…but standing is objectively worse.

          Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?

          how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.

          bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:

          “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ”

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      A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
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        When duty calls, we answer

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      Gotta switch it up sometimes.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?

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        It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.

        • errer@lemmy.world
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          Ah yes, the tentpole method

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          Huh???

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      Not typically, but, you know, it’s happened before

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    Hey, Kill La Kill is not hentai :(

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      Dangerously close.

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        NGL, whenever some weeb is like “Nooooo the point was a deeply metaphorical statement that clothes are imperialism!” or whatever bullshit they’re on I just roll my eyes, like when some dork start talking about how Silent needs to breathe through her skin.

        It’s okay to like to look at girls fighting in fetish gear, women are pretty. I mean, I’d suggest looking at women doing it if you’re over a certain age, but Japan gonna Japan on that.

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      It’s one animation from it.

    • LowtierComputer@lemmy.world
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      My son, let Google guide you to Zone-tan.

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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    1000026990

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    That video really helps families cum together.

  • Bristlecone@lemmy.world
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    Holy shit, wtf 😂

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    So relatable

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    I laugh to snort. So funny.

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