This guy should have been our next president. That’s exactly the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs.

What a sweetheart you are. Can’t even let a webcomic get away with not being inclusive.

Why are both of these so veiny? Also, why does the word veiny and both of these pictures make me think of dicks? Am I the inevitable perverted product of an overly sexualized society or are these drawings intentionally evoking phallic symbolism? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

When duty calls, we answer

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the ‘wiping with toilet paper’ debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can’t comprehend how the other does it.

If you’re part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.

I’ve got a pair of these that I like. They do the job as described. They’re not great at anything else but I like them for laying in bed.

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

ketchep

What the fuck

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My boss doesn’t care if I log in at 11 and log out at 3 with a 2 hour lunch in the middle, but to be fair, my boss is me and I’m pretty chill.

Clearly against the spirit of the law but not the letter. I like your style.

No but I can feed my bean cats

No, no, you’re not supposed to post under the shitpost. Or was it post shit under the shitpost… Maybe it was shit on the porch? Shit, I don’t know. This is too complicated for my low-T brain to handle

Or maybe its just a fundamental fact of life that something has to die in order for you to live and virtue signaling about the degree to which you participate in that death is a pointless exercise.

True but if we suddenly invent an AI that can replace most jobs I think the rich have more to worry about than we do.

In what way is presenting factually incorrect information as if it’s true not a bad thing?

Could you pull this off with a voice changer? Maybe your smell would give you away? Idk I know nothing about being blind lol

I love me some lotr memes and upvote them without fail. I picture this one with Legolas / Gimli and the “aye I could do that” bit though

I don’t know what you guys are talking about. It seems to me there’s always been this many political posts here. Maybe there’s been a slight uptick for the election but it’s not much different than it has been for the entire year I’ve been around.