Using headphones is more polite since you’re not forcing it upon others.

Simpler meals. Skimp on cleaning when necessary.

When Jeffrey Lebowski got a mug thrown at his head

That guy is a thigh guy, no problem here

Anyone who’s seen Casino Royale (2006) knows the codename theory is horseshit. Bond was Bond before he was a 00. Later, when he resigns from MI6, he’s still Bond. It’s his name.

Same with anyone who’s seen GoldenEye. If Bond was a codename, Trevelyan would be too, and he’d have mentioned that he no longer went by that MI6-given moniker.

“People who are more emotive with their gestures than me must be fake”

“People who are less emotive with their gestures than me are robotic lol”

Most people hold both of those views but have wildly different levels of emotiveness… The result? Posts like this

Let’s get the other branches onboard too.

“If you had to guess” sounds like you are relying on hearsay there bud

Stereotypes about groups of humans are politically motivated. Not true of dog breeds.

If you know what breed it’s talking about, that suggests there’s probably some truth to it

Or human resources!

They got tired of harassing people on Bluesky and changed things up a bit

They couldn’t just… highlight it in software?

“My students are flattered but they’d prefer to go with someone their own age.”

Hmm how do time zones work at the south pole? Can you run in a small circle and hit most if not all of them?

The one with Hawaii could just pretend they’ve already been wiped out and wait for everyone else to destroy each other

I use an air fryer

No actually I’ve used physical media since the 90s and haven’t had a reason to change

Increase the volume on your alarm. Set it to a ringtone that is less relaxing. Set multiple such alarms, a few minutes apart.

You don’t need to trust consensus to observe global average temperatures and infer that we’re in uncharted territory in regard to the climate.

It’s the bare minimum. For you to lambast the suggestion of doing the bare minimum would imply you prefer doing nothing, not doing more.