Oh yeah!

So he calls the parents’ cell phones from the house phone.

Depending on your gender you’re heteroflexible or homoflexible

When politicians make it illegal for certain groups of people to exist, that oppression kind of takes precedence over other things.

Unless you believe yourself above such peasantry.

They didn’t become billionaires by being charitable.

Quite the contrary. You CAN’T accumulate that much money except by exploiting others, creating issues like homelessness.

Some techbro CEO at the correspondent’s dinner

Or that batteries don’t actually work like that

I’ve seen other comics from this artist

If they were going for ugly

They outdid themselves

Well, if the lid is down, then the seat is also down.

The wife presumably keeps the seat down to pee, too.

Elaborate?

Corporate greed.

Crises are going to continue being crises as long as the wealth inequality of people worldwide continues increasing.

Think of it like this. There’s a finite amount of money in the world. Right?

The wealth of billionaires has doubled in the last few years. That money came from somewhere. Still with me?

Ok, so… if the wealth of the wealthiest people has doubled, that amount of money they gained was previously held by the less wealthy, but it has now been consolidated into the wealthier people’s bank accounts.

So. How do we solve the housing crisis (or any crisis)? Step 1 has to be to undo the consolidation of wealth. Solving crises without addressing the consolidation of wealth is a pipe dream.

Feel free to hunt for legal mechanisms for achieving that. But I think you’ll find there are institutions and propaganda preventing those mechanisms from being effective.

“Very dark white almost black” you mean grey?

That looks like a great tool for activating, but where to get the OS itself?

What’s the best version of Windows, and the best place to get it?

Why did they swap spots

Ah, what does Liz know?

I’m talking about instant, like Maruchan

That happened back in Twenty Ten

Get a fire extinguisher. Keep it in your kitchen in a designated spot.

Start small. Learn to make ramen, mac and cheese, eggs.

Get practice before you start leaving the stove unattended. Have timers. Activate the hood fan. Learn to keep an eye on things. Don’t start other activities you can’t drop in a moment (like an online game) while cooking.

When you finish something, turn it off BEFORE taking it off/out. Double check.