This unlocked an old memory of my friend’s little sister putting cat food inside of her dolls.
She’d always bug us to play dolls with her. One day we obliged but were confused by this wretched fishy smell.
This little 4 year old girl said without looking up “oh yeah that’s the cat food I put in them, so the cat will play dolls with me.” Like it was the most normal thing ever. Kids do weird things.
I remember playing with food and toys as a toddler
So you only went to second base with the barbie doll?
That’s famously the best base they’re capable of
Not if they go inside of you!
I’m glad “when she wasn’t home” was part of that. Otherwise what in the fuck more So.
when the sentence gets worse exponentially with every word
i think it gets better after sister, tbh
not if you stop at barbie
One of the many great examples where paying attention to grammar would have been really worthwhile!
At least they had a home….
