The wild variations in what people consider “a great time” will never cease to amaze me.

Let me check the yard, someone said there’s a Subaru out back

I’m sorry. I meant “Yuuuuuuttthhhhzz”.

According to a former Marine buddy of mine: “Deployments are just a bunch of straight guys doing gay shit for months.”

High speed rail? In America? Can I see it?

I don’t need pre-aged, I have those already. I need fresh ones.

$6 for cuts of meat? Ground beef is like $8/lb near me.

Me, after 30 seconds of black screen on my Steam Deck trying to play a game with “unknown” compatibility.

Gasp!

They said they would never forget!!!

I’ve always been into techy hobbies and some of the crafty stuff goes right along. I have a Silhouette machine, a laser cutter, and a couple 3D printers.

Been eyeballing embroidery machines lately, but haven’t pulled the trigger yet.

Make Yuri Great Again!

…wait… It always has been!

Pretty sure I have this for my Atari SE. Double sided floppy (heh), the other side has ladies.

I’d like to throw my entry into the ring

I’m so meta, even this acronym

When Penny Arcade used to do the “We’re Right” awards, I always looked at them for games that I’d missed during the year, and I was never steered wrong.

Pocket aces was literally the only hand that could have beaten you. The odds were in your favor, I’d have done the same thing.

Trix

😬🤢🤮

Can we decide the presidency via cage fight instead of election? I know a place to hold the festivities…

The word

bed

Looks like a 🛌🏿.