That green sky is real AF! I drove home from work once in a topless Jeep because I saw the sky turn green and figured I should probably go get my hardtop out of the garage…

Started raining about 45 seconds after I got in the jeep, luckily for me the tornado hit on the other side of town. Ripped a Kohl’s in half and threw the roof of a restaurant at a bunch of cars, but didn’t hit anything residential.

Crack pipes are straight, they’re smoking meth.

I always have plans to curate, organize, display, etc…

Never happens.

I’d like to add Hollow Knight and Slilsong to your list.

Also Noita is my favorite game that I’m terrible at, lol. I come back to it every once in a while if I’m feeling to good about myself. Nothing will humble you faster than accidentally exploding yourself in new an interesting ways.

I think I traded my cart of this for Motocross Maniacs 2

Picross games are all over the phone stores, touch screens make it so much easier, too.

This one is entirely defensible!

You are willing to provide and clean, everyone else will not.

Karen from accounting will come use up the high-dollar beans you received as a present, make it wrong, leave a mess, and then claim her Starbucks mocha-choca-itchy-gitchy-ya-ya was better anyway…

I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife

That’s just CNC…?

F/18/Cali

Get out while you still can!

Because they are only attracted to little girls. If they say “Woman” that proves she’s an adult and therefore not attractive.

Butterflies come to mind.

Caterpillars are plain & become beautiful as butterflies or full peacocks that turn into drab AF adults.

If someone gave me a few billion dollars, I might consider become Republican… It’s either that or Batman… But I like guns, so Batman’s out… Oh!Red Hood! I’ll become Red Hood.

That’s the guy that used to host TRL on MTV

GTAVI.6.GrandTheftAutoSix.Full.Game.leak.iso

In the woods. In a cardboard box.

Given that Genies are known to fuck you over, Kanye West.

The Xbox 360 will be old enough to drink in a couple months.

You’d make more money with a christmussy story