I see muchos Modelos in your future!

I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.

Toes are an abomination unto Nuggan.

Working way too much until exhaustion takes over.

Also missing: Green Apple Jolly Ranchers.

My hill to die on: Lemon was superior to Blue Raspberry.

We had our turn being adults when we were 10.

The Chicken then waited for the road to stand back up before draining the jumper in his face.

Theft deprives the owner of their property.

I do believe that dissertation is just the song “America, FUCK YEAH!” Repeated on enough pages to make a red-tailed hawk bald eagle screech when you flip the pages fast enough.

I’ve definitely had street corn in Chicago.

The tolerances for Lego are so tight, getting a defective piece is super rare and people seek them out.

Does this mean I have to start calling Los Angeles “The City of Angels”?

Mask & Dino Riders were created with the same thought process as transformers: make a show to sell toys…

That shit worked, lol! I had the motorcycle helicopter & a pterodactyl with missile launchers. I wanted that T-Rex so bad, but that was like $100 in 80’s money and was not happening.

Brave Star was my favorite, though.

Congratulations, You’ve domesticated a Mimic! May all the porch pirates live in fear!

tounge-click, head waggle, Woop, howl, clap.

I saw the prototype at a car show before it was released, and it looked pretty cool as an off-road camper that could still be a daily driver if needed. Looked like it would have been a hit among the Midwestern hunter types near me, then it came out, they dumbed it down, and tried to sell it to soccer moms.

I usually just go with “this one”; been wrong so far but eventually I’ll get it right.

The number of times I have been absolutely sober and panicked thinking the house was on fire while the oven is self cleaning is more than zero…

I think you mean “Kachew!” It’s a legally distinct catchphrase!