I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife

That’s just CNC…?

F/18/Cali

Get out while you still can!

Because they are only attracted to little girls. If they say “Woman” that proves she’s an adult and therefore not attractive.

Butterflies come to mind.

Caterpillars are plain & become beautiful as butterflies or full peacocks that turn into drab AF adults.

If someone gave me a few billion dollars, I might consider become Republican… It’s either that or Batman… But I like guns, so Batman’s out… Oh!Red Hood! I’ll become Red Hood.

That’s the guy that used to host TRL on MTV

GTAVI.6.GrandTheftAutoSix.Full.Game.leak.iso

In the woods. In a cardboard box.

Given that Genies are known to fuck you over, Kanye West.

The Xbox 360 will be old enough to drink in a couple months.

You’d make more money with a christmussy story

That’s exactly what it is!

You’re a mosquito that gets into a house and you have to suck as much blood as you can from the family as you can without getting squished.

You fly around, waiting for the right moment to land and start sucking blood, being careful not to be seen. Each level has a certain amount of blood to collect before you can move on, and the family gets increasingly more vigilant about killing you as they talk to each other about getting bit.

Mister Mosquito

Glitch, make another reference so they know they’re among friends.

WARNING: INCOMING GAME

I learned how to fix and build things with my dad. Now I have a list of projects to do around the house because I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay someone $1000 to install $300 of flooring…

I think cats have it better; dogs are expected to do a bit of work, even if it’s just companionship.

I know multiple people who refer to their cats as “asshole” but still provide everything for it.

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