That’s kind of how dates work

I’ve read a series where the vampires had to bite people to have sex… Apparently drinking blood raised their blood pressure?

It didn’t start out as that kind of series, but after getting a few books in shit started getting weirder and I stuck around thinking it was going to get back to the fun storylines in this cool modern fantasy world with vampires and werewolves and wereleopards and guns and necromacy, but instead of going off the rails a bit and coming back, it turned into “Rails? Where we’re going we don’t need rails!”

… I stuck around way too long before bailing.

Woo! Another “justification” for a 3D printer!

It’s practical, lol.

(I have 2)

As a certified Old Fart™, it’s better than the colored porcelain bathrooms of the 70s and 80s…

Chrome was shiny & futuristic, so stainless steel appliances looked sleek and modern when they were first introduced, but now that they’re everywhere they look drab and sterile. I’m waiting for things to shift back the opposite direction where everything will have integrated LED panels and the whole kitchen will glow in RGB like a desktop computer rig. (Honestly, I don’t know if that would be terrible or awesome.)

I was going to comment something toxic to prove you wrong, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

I hope you have a good day!

G R E A S Y

T I D D I E S

If you’re over 18, you have some research to do…

1: How do I tell the new voices apart from the old ones?

2: Should I report things that should be alive, but aren’t?

3: How do I know it’s the stars moving and not the Earth?

4: W̶͈̬̙̼̌̇͘h̴̡͒̇͌͝ą̸̯̝̇̉͂t̴͓͠ ̸̥͕̼̪̓͋d̶̬̝͗̂o̵͇̟̳̥͋̒̿ ̷͓͎̠̾̂̅̍y̷̛̝͍̫̣͒͌o̷̞̾ȕ̷͓̫͙̂ ̵̣̙͎̝̿̏m̶̠̝̩̮͐ẻ̶̯̤̦͂͠a̷̟̣̤̍ͅn̴͇̫̖̠̂ ̵̫̯̜͍̉͋̇̀"̵̙͊̔͛J̴͕̙͇̮̾̓͊͝O̶̺̓͐͌̄I̴͕̤̪̘͘Ň̶̥̦͓͑͜ ̶̮̱̑U̸̧̯̼̻͂̚S̴͙͑"̶̧̙͍̭͌̀͂?̴̝͍͉͋̎͊

Chronic medical conditions that require medication.

Fun password trick:

Pick an adjective, a color, an animal, and a cuss word.

Now pick 2 numbers and a special character, or 2 special characters and a number.

Separate your 4 words with your other 3 items and, boom! 12+ character password that you already remember.

Bonus points: lose the numbers and characters and you have a hilarious insult.

The fact that we have to ask speaks volumes about the current state of the US…

TBH I was 50/50 on if it was satire or not.

Pretty easy to get candy with drugs in it now, too.

Strawberries are not berries.

Tomatoes and watermelon are both berries.

Strawberries are not berries.

You’ve never been close to one of those clankers, huh? The constant whining of every servo motor is like a bunch of small, high pitched groans in tandem.

The format wars are beginning again!

I remember the early days of the Internet when .jpg and .jpeg were different depending on browsers, .gif transparency was a wildcard, .png didn’t exist, and Real Player was the best thing for video.

.avif & .webp are the new kids on the block.

My dumb ass came to the comments to see more pics, lol.

I love people’s innovative costumes, this is instantly recognizable, hilarious, and much better than an off-the-shelf “sexy hand sanitizer” or whatever.

Lemmy now is what Reddit used to be like in the early days. I hope the enshittification stays away!