Rule 3 of this community asserts that posts asking for mental help or therapy are disallowed. For that reason, I have reported this post. There is nothing wrong with the post—just choose an appropriate community next time.

Having said that, I hope that you are well, and I wish you the best. If you need mental help, please seek a qualified therapist and/or trusted friend.

What’s the connection between the first statement and the question?

You should be protecting your dog, not abusing it so that it might more convincingly “protect” you from some undefined “danger.”

Yes! Things like Fiverr exist. But learning to use spreadsheet software (I recommend LibreOffice) will be helpful as a long-term skill. If you can find the time to learn it yourself, it will save you time and money later.

Very grammar, much spelling.

Bingo!

I don’t think a dog in heat is a good analogy, seeing as immune cells attack invaders, not try to have reproduce with them. Anyway, others have given good answers.

Quite bad. I (a gay guy) used to be called a faggot a bit. I was also mocked for my modest household income, and threatened with death because of my left-wing political stance. Then again, I lived in a Republiklan area, so that all makes sense.

Indeed! The biggest requirements for a monitor in my book are that it does not shut off without input, and that it actually turns on when I press the power button or switch. After that (as importance goes), I prefer IPC screens. I don’t use OLEDs because of burn-in.

Point at him and say: “Gay. Invest Zoom.” He’ll figure it out.

Either remove the question mark and put the title in title case or insert the word “do” after “why.”

🎶Not anymore, there’s a blanket…🎵

This reminds me of INTERCAL.

That poor greasy carpet…