When you say it like that, it all makes sense.

Superman was an idiot! Oh, wait. If Superman flew backwards, his cape would cover his face. Yet, one more reason, “NO CAPES!”

Silicone is a good insulator.

I’m curious, because I don’t really talk to people face-to-face much anymore, and certainly not to anyone who would say this. Do people say “AF” or do they say “as fuck”, when speaking out loud?

If you have a freezer, real milkshakes are much better.

Is that Thing before it lost the rest of its body? Because I see eyes and a nose.

EDIT: Huh. TIL. Well, I suppose Thing the hand could be left over from the full-body version in the strip after an accident, or… not an accident. Climbing around in the walls would be much easier if one were just a hand. “Oh, the places I’ll go, and the things I’ll see!”

The only account we have of Satan is in the Bible. Not exactly an unbiased source.

Don’t believe the coverage claims, it’s always much lower.

https://youtu.be/2DuwMoezQLA

Also, Rockwool is a brand name of the generic mineral wool. There are other, cheaper brands of mineral wool, than rock wool and they work just as well.

It doesn’t get brought up much anymore, but Roots.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roots_(1977_miniseries)

I’ll have what she’s having?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

Superb.

I can spell “D” and I can spell “R” and I can spell “Fuck you Mike Rogers.”.

I don’t need to spell it, or pronounce it. I just need to recognize it on the ballot.

“Just pull over, call a tow truck, get the car repaired. Duh!”

People need to get to work. To, you know, earn the money to pay for the car repair, and food, and such.

Maybe you’ve never been in a precarious position where there are no easy answers.

'87 Toyota Camery for me.

Explanation, but not excuse.

But then, is there any excuse to be a shitty person. I can only thing of a couple of edge cases.

The first time I looked at this, when it was posted, I failed to recognize that “grub” is a slang word for food.

I used to know that, and I knew it for most of my life. I think it got pushed out by some stupid video I watched, or maybe a meme.

My best friend was a scout and my older brother was, too. I never joined, I’ve never been a joiner. I never heard a thing about any abuse.

I did learn a lot from my friend and brother, and I read parts of the BS handbook (or whatever it was called). Learned about navigating with a compass, building a lean-to, building fires, first-aid, etc. from that book. It was all interesting because we used to go camping for summer vacation.

I bought a plywood kayak kit from the scouts, and built it, as did my friend. We had fun paddling around a reservoir with them.

If an apple makes it to the store shelf, it’s a good apple. I eat whichever one is cheapest. At the moment where I shop, that’s Gala. But, I also eat Red delicious and Granny Smith. I’m not paying two or three times as much for an apple that’s different. Different isn’t better, it’s just different. Higher price doesn’t mean better product, just better marketing, and maybe “new!”, which is just different again.

The fact that rankings of food are so contested and almost no one agrees, is proof positive that I’m right, here. One isn’t better than the other, just different. No one is wrong for liking what they like. Judging another’s taste harshly, especially in food is silly and wrong. But, also in music, and clothing, and any other aesthetic appeal.

(I know I can’t say “an apple is an apple and all apples are good” because of how apples are cultivated. But, if a variety has passed the taste test with growers to the point that they get produced in mass quantities, then it’s a good apple.)

What good thing could happen on Sunday?