Took the words right out of my mouth

Getting your star stolen in MarioParty is probably the leading cause for most of the murders.

90s doctors should have been more specific when they told us to eat more greens.

Lol I do appreciate the Costco size parking spaces. You’d have to be a really asshole to ding someone’s doors in a Costco parking lot.

Amazing! I’m gonna have to look these up on YouTube.

In Seinfled, all 4 of them eventually inadvertently kill someone.

Wait really? That’s the first I’m hearing of this. I used to watch a ton of Seinfeld back in the day but don’t remember any deaths.

I saw a post earlier about how we can expect several trillionaires (lol autocorrect doesn’t even accept that as a word) in the coming decade.

Honestly, I feel like NOT being a germaphone in a zombie apocalypse would just be insane behavior. Weird virus going around transmitted through liquids? Damn right I’m washing my hands every chance I get.

That actually played a part in it as well. Ultimately the kid was convicted because of cell phone location data. Part of the controversy was that an expert for the telephone company didn’t testify at the time that the data was inaccurate.

That’s one of the main points in the podcast Serial. It opens with a question like, “do you remember where you were on Tuesday at 4:45 five weeks ago?”

The person accused of the crime was a highschool student on the 90s before smart phones. When they said they were at track practice after school, it then became “can you prove where you were?”

Lol you weren’t joking. This dude is cracking himself up.https://youtu.be/3eNDNCe4rRw

I dunno. 1.75 oz of tuna on my waffle is far too much tuna on my waffle.

It’s all for show. You can tell because that’s the mayor of NYC right behind him.

I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan.

I’d pitch in for it.

See, it’s not for publicity! Eric Adams is there to stop the public from freeing Luigi from law enforcement!

Lmao at the guy repelling “hut hut hut hut”

Trump’s obsession with Hannibal is a thousand times funnier when you realize it’s because he doesn’t know the difference being political asylum and a mental asylum.

When asked, that’s probably what the police would say as justification. And it sounds almost plausible, until you realize that’s the mayor behind him.

I’m currently reading Danny Coughlin’s Bad Dream which is a short story by Stephen King about an innocent person accused of a crime. He had a similar line about “whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?”

Holy shit now that you mention it, homeboy is massive.