I used to work on the website for a utility company that insisted on ridiculous uptime. Our major deployments risked taking the system down for a few seconds, though in practice that never happened.
As a result, they made us do deployments starting at 3:00 in the morning since that was the least active time on the site. Fuuuuuuuuck that place.
My brother is an air traffic at one of the world’s busiest international airports and I can assure your their system uptime is no where close to 3 9s.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, probably) contract law doesn’t really work that way. If you sneakily change a contract or even verbally misrepresent what’s in that contract, it can be challenged in court.
It can be difficult to prove though. For example, if a car sales person verbally says your car payment will be $100 but the contract you sign says $1,000 then you can argue in court that they misrepresented what you signed and the $100 should stand. But it’s hard to prove what was said was different than what was signed.
Same concept if your landlord signed something, sent it to you to sign and you modified it to something else without communicating a change. If they can show the original document they sent you, you’re boned.
Ok, but is that Shannon Sharpe?
Ah shit that reminds me, is Mitch McConnell still alive?
When we saw Wicked, I turned to my wife and said “someone needs to fix that girl a sandwich.”
Seriously though, it’s sad to see. No healthy person is that skinny.
I took the time to learn how to solve a rubix cube a few years ago. It’s actually surprisingly easy. You can learn in less then an hour and then just a bit of repetition.
It’s fun to show off to young nieces and nephews. I like to say “ok mix it up REALLY good this time” and “ooooh nooo, this is really mixed up, I don’t know if I can do this one!”
Nope, not clicking that. Too risky.
Reminds me of the old split depth gifs subreddit.
As in, they failed to take the ones that were prescribed to them.
I had very similar experiences with my grandmother. It hurts to look at pictures of her from that time, because she has a smile on her face but it’s clear she wasn’t “there”.
It’s pretty telling that they’ll prop Mitch up on some pillows and have him loosely hold a newspaper in one hand, but won’t let a reporter anywhere near him.
Nah, then he wouldn’t have been saving any time.
No results found for “jballs”.
This is an outrage!
The “refreshed” part is a problem. Sleeping while high makes it feel like you were in a coma, but it’s actually really poor quality sleep. The first time I wore a smart watch while sleeping high, I was shocked because I assumed it was great sleep!
Kinda surprised people were saying “dead ass” in 2017. For some reason I thought that was more recent.
I read that as “they French” and it still made sense.
I made a joke the other day about how some people don’t pay attention and forget they have to pay at the register. Some dude in the comments lit me up about him having arthritis and how I’m an insensitive asshole because he can’t hold a credit card.
Like dude, obviously I’m make a general joke and observation and am not commenting on your bitch-ass traitorous joints. Chill tf out.
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
Look out for those beauties, oh yeah.