Things got real weird during quarantine.

Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.

Eating people but not each other, whichever that means for mermaids

The Lure is a musical about carnivorous mermaid twins who work as strippers in a seedy club. It’s Polish.

I read it as it’s the immigrant’s first time seeing pineapple added to pizza, not the first pineapple pizza ever. It looks like they already knew how to use it as a torture device in the picture.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

Please don’t bark in the library.

You’re missing the stage between denial and anger, which is annual sick week, because I refuse to put on a sweater and then I shiver in the park for an entire Saturday and catch a cold.

!shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

I’ve heard good things about water picks.

that’s said

“that said”

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that said

Why are you so hung up on big age gaps? Just put everyone within a few years of each other.

Also the absolute lack of privacy. It’s like having a Facebook account.

We’re certainly governed by them.

They taste different when cooked.

I like her “written by a human” badge. Never saw one before. Gotta say I was wondering, which probably lends to her point.

As a woman who works with men, “bro” and “man” (thanks, man) seem to signify comradarie that I don’t receive. It’s not a big enough deal to bring up in the workplace, but I associate it with feeling left out and it makes me sad sometimes. Since you asked.

Generous. Most high schoolers I knew would never be caught thinking.

External hard drive