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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago
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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    “I’m here for the loneliness, please.”

    “The gathering just ended. Everyone’s leaving.”

    “Perfect!”

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      The event was cancelled, too many people came

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        3 hours ago

        Although people are experts at all being lonely together in this day and age.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    “No, I’m not lonely, I’m just here for the Combat. They said there’d be Combat. Where’s the Combat?”

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    14 hours ago

    −4 p.m.

    8 AM?

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Loneliness begins with waking up. Meals are available, if you went shopping recently.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      ~4

      Just hard to see

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      12-4, I think.

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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        That’s the original. Combat starts at 12:00, I’m looking for when Loneliness starts.

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          For me it’s been ongoing for much longer than can be defined by a meridian.

        • Eudaimonia@lemmy.world
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          8 hours ago

          At 4:00 p.m. on Wednesdays and Fridays.

          • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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            6 hours ago

            -4pm is 8 in the morning.

            • Eudaimonia@lemmy.world
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              3 hours ago

              Only in summertime.

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    “Hello, l’d like to have an argument.”

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      4 hours ago

      “Oh, so you’re looking for trouble, right?”

      “Yes, exactly.”

      “That’s wonderful. Come right in.”

    • djdarren@piefed.social
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      18 hours ago

      No you wouldn’t.

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        Yes they would!

        • insanemantis@lemmy.world
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          No they wouldn’t! I believe djdarren more!

          • toynbee@lemmy.world
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            Only an insane mantis would trust them over me!

            Oh. Nevermind.

            • insanemantis@lemmy.world
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              Mm well you’re a toy bee. Toys can’t even talk so shut up

              And if you aren’t a toy bee then guess what I eat you cuz I am mantis, and mantis eats bee

              • toynbee@lemmy.world
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                So many people (and mantises, I guess) make incorrect assumptions based on my username.

                Granted, they’re usually - though not always - about Jupiter. Admittedly this take is a new one.

                • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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                  I hope you are a sad toy left in the attic forever.

  • whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world
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    I could use a change of scenery to be lonely in

  • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip
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    “Wednesdays and Fridays at 4 is brooding hour, show up, pick a corner of the room and don’t say anything.”

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Practice your scowling, your disdainful glare, your sullen contemptuous mess, and your middle-distance stare.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        can i sob quietly in the corner please

  • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip
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    20 hours ago

    You DO NOT talk about fight club!

  • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
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    So rare to have 3 levels of sadness in one image

  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Meats available?

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