Im gonna have to put a big ol asterisk on that statement: * yes they are

I’ll have been dead for about 8 million years

OT per diem over 8 hours is very solid. Only saw that once when I was racking up hours in Colorado. There is was OT per diem over 12 hours. (We were working about 104 hours per week those months.) It adds up.

I sell and buy things all day, average emails per day over the last 3 years is about 120. 120 does not count auto responses from my system which go into their own folder automatically. I just emptied those last week, but it was like 93,000 in that folder. Took about an hour to delete them

This meme is pretty wildly accurate to my last pay negotiation. (Tried nicely for 1 year, ultimately had to quit for them to take me seriously, don’t recommend doing this if you aren’t ready and prepared financially.)

I had the 8 hour day package +1% bonus raise 9 hour 1.1% Until emails stop 2%

They opted for the cheapest. People are still confused months later why i stop responding at 3:01 PM.

Played that series last year, (recommend them, fun games.) there were a few “Jesus fucking christ” death animations for sure.

Now with 40% more anus

In this case I was leaning more on the dictionary but I do tend to agree with your overall sentiment.

I dont think its a sport, just saying by definition its a sport.

Not a physical sport. Sporting/sportsmanship centers around the competitive nature of the event, not how physical it is.

I grew up playing all the “real” sports. I get the pushback, but at the end of the day if there is an opponent, even if that opponent is yourself, it’s a sporting event.

Everything can be a sport.

Thats why I make it a habit of leaving blood wherever I go, no regulations.

One of my favorite jokes of all time is “that’ll frac.” (Used to be in the oilfield) but saying it after something has failed catastrophically. Like a 2500 HP throwing a rod, or hoses exploding. I wish I could employ that strategy inwardly.

Buttery toast

Toss in Deja entendu by brand new some time. If you want a sad album it is like a soul dredge.

And I’ll do it again!

No need, I was repulsed even making the joke and typing it out

Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.

What show had people’s insides be spaghetti? Rick and Morty i am pretty sure. Weird fucking episode. Poignant and absurd.

Ass rabies