“Did you catch fire yet?”

I was going to say Minecraft, but then I realized I still play The Sims 2 and that came out in 2004.

Elder Millennials were always one buffer underrun away from wasting five bucks.

Team lead: “How is everyone this morning?”

Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

Looks like a oversized wallet in his back pocket,

I had a youth pastor that said if someone made movies out of the Bible, they would all be R-rated and very popular because of all the drama, sex, and violence.

But for some reason it’s okay for little kids to read that shit out loud to each other.

That teacher is rethinking his whole life.

So it’s stupid AND outdated, thanks for letting me know.

This doesn’t even make sense. What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?

Apple is aligned with Trump thanks to Tim Cook, NYT writes with a conservative slant, HP is shit-tier hardware, but WhyTF is it red? Why list it at all?

This feels like something thrown together by someone who spent and entire weekend learning about US political culture from memes, and I’m 50% certain this was drawn by AI.

Dick York (left), and Dick Sargent (right) both as the character Darren Stephens on the old American sitcom Bewitched.

Sargent replaced York late in the series and fans then and now widely agree that York played the part much better.

I’m surprised by, but happy to see, random posts about old TV shows.

York was the better of the two Dicks. :)

She’s about to pin him down and dye his hair the same color.

Queue and cue sound like Q, which is pronounced kyew.

Just change the black to white, maybe get a slightly brighter shade of red. Otherwise, it’s more original than the two/three colored stripes go-to

He’s so desperate he’s having a stroke.

Pantone 448 C

Well, you’re a well-adjusted person.

Fuck me, I laughed way too hard at that.

The consequences of letting companies buy up residential homes.