I work retail. I pray I’m arguing with children because I don’t get to cuss them out at work.

I disapprove of every life choice you made that led to you posting this

We’re always watching.

How silly.

I blame Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman for my thing for crazy chicks. I saw that at a formative age.

And look what we survived to live through

Because he’s not living his life to the fullest like her.

I tried to sign up but I failed at step one where I have to be in Canada.

This is such bullshit.

Edit- I made an oppsie

What about normal birbs?

Any and all noise to turn it on or off

There’s only so many Linux furries on the planet

Yep that’s definitely me

I also require more information about this kicking robot

The ghoul hangs dong

Stupid long horse

These comics are too damn cute

They can play more than one thing. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?

Here is your bill.

-Remote Santa

Samantha!