🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶
My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
At least the step family
Listen doc I was just overcome with Christmas spirit. The feeling of season. You get it doc. I was sounding with a icicle for holiday reasons not horny reasons.
It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
“If it don’t have a base, it doesn’t belong in that place”
in without a base, gone without a trace
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
Those reverse flares will getcha…
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
You mean in the veg 😂.
Saw this juat above https://sh.itjust.works/post/68481725
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭
