When I die I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in fear and agony like his passengers.

No

Here you go

Yeah, usually

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Tall attractive lesbians?

That’s not fair, comparing Gervais to someone with actual talent is just mean.

And he was only such a good writer because he was in the room with Stephen Merchant who is better than Gervais in basically every way.

Marvin Heemeyer, Doomsday prepper and all round narcissistic asshat built up a catalogue of people who supposedly wronged him, in particular the city Council who sued him after he refused to pay to tie into the existing sewer network and instead dumped his waste into a ditch at the edge of his property.

He then proceeded to customise a bulldozer and went into a rampage destroying buildings, ultimately becoming stuck and then he shot himself rather than be arrested.

Tough on Beeps, tough on the causes of Beeps!

That’s like saying pop tarts are more nutritious than heroin.

https://temp-mail.org/

Another one? Christ are there any instances left for you to infect?

😭

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/school-shootings-by-country

How are the native animals gonna thrive when we have cats, rabbits, and cane toads?

The only thing that cares about whether the Bliby goes extinct or not is us. The planet couldn’t give two shits about whether somethings a “native” species or a foreign invader.

The surviving organisms left behind after this event are going to expand, diversify and evolve, just like all the other times.

edit: I think I had a stroke while writing the last paragrapb

I love blocking your alts

I don’t need a time loop to suck

Cutting against the grain results in a more tender steak.

Win/win