No shit Watson, that’s exactly what I’m talking about.

My first laptop was a Toshiba 1950CT from 1994, upgraded from Windows 3.1 to 95. The screen refresh time (not to be confused with vertical refresh rate), was about a half a second.

Move the mouse pointer, it would take about half a second before the old cursor faded out and the new position cursor appeared.

I had my cursor trails set to either 2 or 3 on that thing, because moving the cursor at all made it otherwise totally disappear while the screen faded in and out between frames.

I see someone doesn’t use multiple monitors.

But hey, that’s okay, you do you 👍

Still though, if you ever setup 3 or more monitors, you’ll find out that feature is quite useful to answer the question “What fucking screen is the mouse pointer on?!”

That leaving trails feature was more designed for very old school LCDs with extremely slow refresh time, but yeah indeed it was a feature to help visibility.

They work a lot better if you straighten the pins…

I survived West Nile, Salmonella, Pneumonia (Twice), and Covid (Twice).

Bring it on bitches…

That’s how I wake up yo

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Dickprint, obviously.

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Thank you fellow Lemming, I tried and tested AndBible last night, and that’s exactly what my mom is looking for 👍

Oh, it was sometime mid last week that I had to remove about a dozen obviously (to me anyways) fake antivirus, cleaner, and PDF reader apps from her phone. They were spamming her phone left and right saying her phone was full of viruses (of course the malware itself) and saying she was out of storage space (in fact she’s only got 32% space used).

Then of course Samsung, in their infinite wisdom, had to default the power button action to Bixby, which she don’t even use, so I had to go search through the settings to figure out how to configure the power button with the typical sane power/restart menu.

After all that, her phone seemed to work basically perfectly, so I told her to keep me updated on how it works out in the long run, while also respecting her wishes regarding the bible apps, although I was already a bit suspicious of those too.

Yesterday she said she’s getting almost no spam crap like that anymore. Almost? Means there’s still something going on, and I have that sneaky suspicion that the whole avalanche of malware she ended up with started from a random seemingly innocent daily notification from one of those bible reader apps.

You know what’s the worst part about all this? Mama gets all her apps from the Google Play Store…

Yeah, sounds like a good idea, but mama wants the phone to audibly read it out to her when she goes to sleep…

Any suggestions for an open source app that can read it out loud?

My mom likes to hear the phone speak passages out randomly when she goes to sleep.

I’ve found eSpeak and The Light Bible apps on F-Droid, both look like good legit apps, but they don’t work together…

So you mean someone may have eaten Mark Zuckerberg?..

Any time I come across a red velvet ant, I’ll use my pocket knife to cut the body into its 3 main sections, then sit and wait…

Every single time, within about 15 to 20 minutes, a whole army of other ants will come along to carry the parts away. A part of me wants to believe the other ants keep the parts as trophies LOL!

You spelled shitting wrong…

Best I can offer is Shotgun Mario 64…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lppc6J79mrY

Good, glad I broke it right.

No joke, this looks almost exactly how I deliberately broke my old T-Mobile Revvlry+

The fucking thing spazzed out on me and after many years and 3 screens, the touchscreen went stupid. Again…

So I backed up all my data and literally destroyed the phone, almost exactly like OP photo/screenshot.

https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=cyclospora

That’s what they make teeth for. Chew chew chew your lettuce and veggies before you shit yourself…

You completely missed the mark of lettuce shits and white pants, but have an upvote for effort 👍