

Hahahahahaha… sad fucking laughs…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL0zfbmhAPQ
Shit was half predicted before I graduated high school.
I am not a robot. I promise.


Hahahahahaha… sad fucking laughs…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL0zfbmhAPQ
Shit was half predicted before I graduated high school.


Oh fuck that, we’re too lazy, we’re waiting for his upcoming natural aneurysm to take him out.
We’re vegan around here right? Okay not necessarily, but JD will still fuck the couch right?


You act as if there’s only one phone in the room. No, there’s 4 active devices with microphones right now. Not all belong to me…


Yo, you both make good points. Sorry I didn’t explain the joke/banter we were discussing.
We (in person) were joking for around 10 minutes or so about a crazy woman that literally wanted to have 6 children with me and move to Canada.
She’s crazy and was recently evicted, but we continue to joke about it. But it really makes me wonder, what if the microphones and AI shit around hear our silly banter and take it seriously, like thinking I’m about to move to Canada (I’m not).
Long question short, does AI know the difference between serious words or jokes?


No shit? Really? Is this the world we live in now?
Damn ☹️


I’m definitely no political enemy, we had just been silly bantering about a former crazy neighbor of ours for about 10 minutes…
https://lemmy.world/comment/23085460
So, would AI hear our banter and actually think we seriously intend to move to Canada?


I know, your username is all the shit you need to smear.
Carry on Mr. Mayor! 💩


This sounds like useful advice, thank you 👍
‘So yesterday, my penis fell off as I approached a volcano of boiling uranium and mercury, in Minecraft’


I’m really confused here, what do you mean?
I’m referring to two friends right next to each other, talking silly shit in person, like what’s the random phone microphone and associated AI think of the words it hears?
We (me and my roommate) just got done joking about a crazy woman that wanted to have 6 babies with me and wanted to move to Canada 😂🤣
I’m not asking about any AI chatbot, I’m asking what do the random phone microphones and associated AI systems think of random jokes it heard?
Praise be to …
That dumb fucker really said that shit, on Easter no less huh?
🍊🤡


Just chiming in to say I read your detailed comment here, thanks for the response, so you don’t have to copy/paste/parrot the same response to my lengthy comment I left you…


I’m glad your surgery worked out for you, that’s awesome 👍
May I ask, similar to the other commenter, like what type of surgery did you have and how’s the anesthesia part work out, are you conscious or fully knocked out for it? What was the recovery time like and what’s the risks of something going wrong?
You can pause right here if you care to comment on my questions, beyond this point is a TL;DR of my own experiences, read further if you want…
I originally got glasses at age 8, in 1990. In the past, I have had issues with glasses not sitting comfortably on my face, but I’ve also come to respect glasses not only for focus, but also as eye protection.
For the past couple years though, I’ve been wearing stupid thick bifocals that were donated to me by an old fella, that happen to be a perfect match for my vision, but they were made around 1988, so yeah coke bottle glasses. My left lens is ~7mm thick at the thickest spot, the right lens is ~9mm thick, so yeah they’re a bit heavy, but crystal clear.
What I’ve come to learn about such heavy glasses on my face, is that when I got them as a donation made in 1988, is that initially they gave me headaches. Not from the lenses though, but from the earpieces, they needed to be bent to match my skull shape over and behind my ears. They also needed new earpiece tips as well, the originals were totally dryrotted and crumbling apart.
So, I spent like 3 hours per side, carefully bending and readjusting both earpieces very carefully, to fit properly over and behind my ears, and to conform comfortably to the shape of my skull. Then I replaced the earpiece tips with a few layers of heatshrink/Thermalfit out of my electronics kit, and covered those buffer layers with proper silicone replacement earpiece tips.
I was extremely careful to match up the ends of the earpiece tips to my skull, as that’s not only where they caused headaches, but also why they kept slipping down my nose. So as I fit them to my skull and ears, I curled the earpiece tips in much further than you usually see glasses generically made. I adjusted these things to fit me perfectly, no more headaches, no more nose slippage, and crystal clear vision.
Somehow they survive me working on vehicles and such, and still don’t have a single friggin scratch! I guess they just made stuff to actually last back in 1988, they just needed basically minor maintenance and major skull/ear fitting. It’s not about style for me anymore, it’s about what just works.
If you’ve made it this far, I’m always glad to share stories of people’s journeys towards better vision and learn along the way…
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk


Vision, ~20/500 severely nearsighted sucks.
No I ain’t about to get surgery for it, my glasses do me just fine, but still it would at least feel like I had infinitely better vision if I had 20/20 vision…
Interesting, I wasn’t aware of that. What sort of ball/fetch toy would you recommend then?
Not like our dog even plays fetch LOL, ours just looks at you stupid like ‘why you throw that?’ 😂


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Sad part is, look who is in charge…


Of course, but people still don’t get the joke.
Its the government’s plan, to make women have as many babies as they possibly can, more bodies for the next planned war in ~20 years.


No, the government is messing with you. They fuck couches and do other things…


No bot, just a human that wishes the world wasn’t so fucked up to even say such things.
I knew there were more than 10 commandments!