It’s not black and leaving charcoal diamonds in the food yet though.

“First one to Nazi style fascism wins”

Welcome to the “highly noticable effects of climate change” section of the decline. We’re somewhere between automated wars for food and water, and living underground permanently.

…hope you enjoy this time before some nuclear bombs lamd and a return to early agrarianism… That one’s for your descendants of course.

If you’re all against a government, any government you should probably get organized and form a unified front with set rules of conduct and behaviour about the facade and behaviors you wish to treat that government with.

Strongly organised unity and solidarity is the only way people can take down or protect themselves from government.

If they’re not against that government, you should probably organise with people who are.

Sealioning (also sea-lioning and sea lioning) is a type of trolling or harassment that consists of pursuing people with relentless requests for evidence, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity (“I’m just trying to have a debate”), and feigning ignorance of the subject matter.[5][6][7][8] It may take the form of "incessant, bad-faith

The Wikipedia Page for it, actually contains this very comic.

The guardian should do a follow up on all the kids dating their siblings (you know, because they’re doing chores together).

Odd thing to brag about on a FOSS platform.

We tried helping billionaires and it didn’t work.

Story of the internet brah, everyone thinks everyone else is American.

You know how rabbits eat their own shit? …and the shit is kind of round?

Is that where Rabbits shitting chocolate eggs at Easter came from? Like a kid saw a rabbit doing that, and the parents had to come up with something so they said it was chocolate eggs… Then the kid wanted some… So the adults has to be like “that’s bad rabbit chocolate, it’s only good once a year”… Around easter time…

… and you have to goto the garden and look for it.

My bathroom faces a very sunny window so heats up every day… I wash myself dry my clean self with the towel, then it dries with the sun.

The result is it doesn’t get particularly dirty or left wet for particularly long.

AI is a parasite.

We also know science misinformation is a good thing, and nothing could go wrong from joking about the earth being flat.

If you’re gonna include 23 skidoo… You should include being at sixes and sevens:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_sixes_and_sevens

67… Is very very old British slang for wrecked/confused, at odds, or hysterical.

“I was all 6’s and 7’s”

To clarify, I don’t own a boat, and didn’t write the article (it’s not “mine”).

Geez brah, why ya gotta be spreading misinformation like that.

5G causing murder hornets is a pretty good one.

I think there’s proof that whales really don’t like Sonar, that’s why they attck boats.

Narcissian… Also known as a mirror.

Here’s the argument: people make comics about specific things that have happened to them.

Some of the men in panel 1, will also act like the men in panel 3.