Can’t have shit
But it doesn’t say nothing about slapping balls against the sign, does it?

there’s this sign down in santa cruz that says “no backing up” something about tire damage. Every time i see it i make my wife take a video of me twerking in front of it (and in view of a security camera, so i hope someone was entertained)
What are we masochists supposed to do now?
sorry, i don’t half-ass when i play sports, always balls to the wall
Ball to the wall is fine but balls to the fence?
Straight to jail.

You know, there are those days…
So if I barely tip the ball pitched at me and it goes flying into the fence I’m gonna get in trouble? Fuck that.
No tea-ball
Dumb rule, do it anyway
Jokes aside, why have this rule?
These kind of fences are crap, with lots of slack - you can lean into it and leave a you shaped dent.
This also means that any movement will rattle like hell. Bounce a ball into it and it sounds like you tossed a hundred stainless steel pans from the twelfth floor.
Now imagine that noise on repeat.
Fence is decorative






