Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

Slay because my 10 year uses it for everything. Slayalicious, slaytastic, slayme…

Nag. Just sounds harsh

Bungalow. Should be obvious.

People who shorten food names aren’t doing English any favors…

'za (Pizza), taters, sgetti, nanners, gnosh (im hungry I need some gnosh gnosh)

Easily the best feature. I used it on everyone including family, friends, coworkers, robots whatever

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

You could just raise your arm and let it loose…

I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?