something is fundamentally wrong here

i migrated when i was 25 with just one suitcase, so easy to narrow down to objects i brought and still have 22 years later, which would be 2 passports, one T-shirt that doesn’t fit since long ago, and an altimeter, which i brought because it is small and i used to be into climbing

Big Bang!

sorry, i don’t half-ass when i play sports, always balls to the wall

Voyager Matryoshka rn

my guess is “Road” photoshopped to “Farm”

i am older working in a new industry to me, people on other departments expect i know more about the job, wished they had lower expectation

that explains the orbweavers in my garden larger than a credit card

did you update the firmware?

that’s very easy to type

reminds me a pic i took at now former job 15 years ago

every time i am trying to fast

i’d rather poke with the fork or cut with the knife i am about to use, instead of adding the scissors to the dishwasher

they listen to music with alternate time signatures

well, moon, if you were doubly tidally locked this wouldn’t be a problem

i’ve learned to recognize this cute girl with absurd arrest news meme format as fake

for real, which is imaginary

thanks to France, they required the passport to be transferred there, so Egypt printed one

that would be captain disillusion, but i would take an spot as assistant disillusion

when you rent at trump tower