People will say she’s a commie and that’s a poisoned well.

Laying pipe is fucking.

Two middle aged men scissoring?

Laying cable means shitting on a sexual partner.

Good times.

Better than a master-tater.

Why didn’t she just sue the potatoes?

You can keep your pants on if you side saddle like a real man.

So your ejaculate would look like a poached egg?

I wasn’t sure if she was guilty or not but after that speech I am.

My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.

He looks like the type of guy you shouldn’t take candy from.

Me with a gram of pure LSD:

‘You know what, I’ll let the cops take it.’.

People are a little bit toxic so people gathering place will be too.

I don’t think it’s a massive problem as it mostly seems to take care of itself with some effective moderation.

And great at headshots.

Oh I think that’s my dick.

Don’t be a pussy use some of his meat.

That’s only fifteen PSI.

My tires have forty.

There is almost no pressure in space.

Narcan is a buzzkill.

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