You’re allowed to return home anytime you want. Just walk your character into their bedroom, tuck them into bed, save, exit to the main menu, and delete the save. Congratulations, you have just completed the alternate ending to Pokémon.
I know I’m replying to my own comment but this reminded me of a joke I once read about the first Bioshock game (Bioshock spoiler incoming)
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When Andrew Ryan told me to kill him at the end of Bioshock, I shut off the game and deleted the save. A man chooses, a slave obeys.
The VR game Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners has a series of decisions at the end. On my first playthrough I managed to fuck up everything and everybody.
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First you can choose to flood either a storage full of supplies that could help a ton of people or a guy trapped in a bunker next to them who was pleading with me through radio. I just didn’t have the heart to kill him while he’s talking to me, even though sacrificing him would probably be justified in the post-apocalyptic reality of the game.
Then one of the few unambiguously good characters, stricken with grief, threatens to ring a bell which would attract a horde of zombies and lead to a massacre. A soldier is ready to shoot her to prevent that. There’s gotta be a way to talk it through, right? Well, no, he was pulling the trigger so I shot him first. That soldier? The guy I refused to flood earlier.
And guess what? I couldn’t talk it through. She was adamant she will pull the rope and… I ended up shoting her too. Great fucking job, hero.
It really hit hard too - these were not just dialogue choices or anything. I had to actually turn the right valve in the first case and then pull the trigger in the other two.
Well, this being a VR game, I just put a pistol to my temple and pulled the trigger. Figured that was a valid choice after fucking everything up. I got a standard game over screen, but as far as I’m concerned that’s how the story ended that particular playthrough.
Would you recommend the game? It sounds quite interesting from that blurb
Definitely! I liked it more than Alyx, though that’s not a popular opinion. The combat is very physical and it works great for this kind of genre, as it takes practice to insert a rusty screwdriver into a zombie cranium. But it’s not super scary - I’m actually quite a pussy and made it through without a problem.
The graphics look gorgeous on PCVR, though I’ve been playing it mostly on Quest standalone, since I’m usually bringing it to work, and it’s super engaging even with tuned-down graphics. I’m actually planning to do another playthrough on Quest 3, since the game got a GFX boost on that.
There’s a “Chapter 2: Retribution” too, which had kind of a messed up release, so I haven’t played it yet. Since then I’ve heard both that they fixed it up and it’s awesome AND that it still sucks compared to the first one, so I can’t say much about that, but the original game is super solid.
The NEET ending.
Shouldn’t you also, I don’t know, go to school, graduate and become an accountant or something?
Does Pokemon even have accountants? They don’t have real banks… only Pokebanks…
Can you collect interest on your Pokemon?
In the second gen your mom can manage your finances for you, although she buys stuff with your money so I wouldn’t call it a bank exactly lol.
Bank of Mom is something that most of us know in some form.
Yeah, but you know, danger in the pokémon world is relative.
The worst thing that can happen when you face mafia/terrorists/wannabe dictators is they will make your rat fight theirs. I guess they’ll take your lunch money every time you lose, so that’s a thing.
Haha oh nooo. The official lore can be surprisingly fucking dark. Even in the games, the reason Jubilife exists is because wild Pokémon smoked an entire village. Burnt the fucking thing to the ground and gave the Galaxy Clan’s commander PTSD.
Also in the beginning of Arceus, your rival has only just recovered from hospitalisation after they took a thunderbolt from a Shinx.
Then there are literal wars that break out. And some of the Pokédex entries. And the mangas go fucking dark too at times.
The losing your lunch money is just a game mechanic.
I like the way it’s handled in PL:A. Before Pokémon have developed a symbiotic relationship with humans, they will straight up just attack you in the wild.
I do too. It actually felt a bit like a world filled with potentially dangerous animals, as opposed to magical pets.
The whole lore is an absolute mess, to be fair.
There’s Pokémon who should be ridiculously dangerous to even get close to, but no safety measures are required whatsoever and people use them all the time with no consequences. Villains are ready to destroy the world or whatever it takes to reach their goals, but they still won’t attack you, or anyone opposing them, directly with their Pokémon. And that’s just two of the huge holes in the worldbuilding.
I love the series (well, at least up to XY), but the lore constantly swings between “happy-go-lucky kids-friendly game” and “deep character-driven narrative/creepypasta material”, with no coherence between the two. And I love both sides, but trying to make sense of it all is pointless unless you go full theorycrafting and make up your own headcanon.
You can’t even use secondary sources because everything has their own canons and you can’t make sense of the game through manga information, for example (even though I really wish the game plot was as good as Pokéspe’s).
I wonder how many trainers simply starve to death because they suck at battling
Team Rocket is a lot more sinister when you realize they’re running around causing generations of children to starve in the wilderness
And are absolutely not above kidnapping. And that’s the two least successful Rockets in the entire organization.
That’s why so many of them became bug catchers and fishers.
Meanwhile professor oak:
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Professor Oak: I don’t want to marry a single mother!
Ash’s mom:
Is that why there’s already heavy breathing behind the slammed door?
not true the mom does not give him a rat professor oak does.
Also prof oak is almost certainly giving it to your mother.
Professor Oak is giving it to Ash’s mother. You play as “Red.”
You play as ash in yellow and to be specific I was talking about the show and it’s pretty obvious he was laying out down all over the starter town.
Pallet Town*
But yeah he was laying more pipe than a Cerulean City plumber.
Uhm, it’s always the professor? Or there is some exception?
I would ague this is almost a perfect comic
Did OP genuinely not think it was close enough to illicit the comparison that they needed to explain it?
I wouldn’t have gotten it without the last panel. I know nothing about pokemon except memes.
I grew up with pokemon and I didn’t get it until then. I watched the series before streaming so I never watched the beginning and the gameboy game is in vague memory (I had the gameboy color which had like 4 colors or something)
I’ve never played Pokemon, so, yes.
Was the explanation panel funny then?
What about a last panel with him fighting a turtle with his rat (yelling at the rat to do thunderbolt for all I care).
Was the explanation panel funny then?
I didn’t plan to sit down and write a literature analysis on the comic so I’m not sure. Your idea could work but it’s a comic, it’s not worth fighting over…
The essay is due Friday.
Maybe they just wanted an even number of panels! /j
Otherwise it would be odd
Momma had a hot date
you know ash’s mom was getting that milf pussy pounded by professor oak
I feel like this comic would’ve been better if they didn’t feel the need to dedicate an entire panel to explaining the joke.
For those that would get it without the last panel, definitely. Unfortunately mainstream appeal necessitates the explanation.
And the 10 year old wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.
To catch them is his test. To train them is his cause.
Meanwhile the kid collects more rats, each one more powerful than the last, instead of collecting other animals
He also like short because it’s comfy and easy to wear
Until he finds the top 1% of rattatas.
but a fucking cool electric rat
last panel ruined it
Yet somehow it’s in the top 20 posts of all time in this community.
That’s also how Spartans became adults, somehow!
Pikachu is known as the electric mouse, he’s not as rat
Maybe this isn’t Ash. Maybe this kid’s mom only had a Rattata lying around.
Ash got Pikachu from Oak, anyways.
And in the latest games you go to school and then they want you to explore the whole region. They absolutely shook up the plot by making the headmaster want you to explore rather than your mom! It’s revolutionary!
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I love that your Mom is like, “enjoy your school days, honey!” Whenever you visit from uncovering insane time travel bullshit or exorcizing demons or whatever.
Tbf pokemon has cracked the code, nobody wants the plot shook up. They want new 'mons and new mechanics shit like berries and the RTC.
That and let’s be real, these games are meant for kids. If you played RYBG, you’re kiiinda supposed to have aged out by now. Any kid picking up the new new it is expected that they did not play many of the previous gens. If you’ve picked up every one since the GBC, you should know what you’re getting yourself into.
There’s a substantial competitive scene, mostly among adults. Lots of aspects of the game are built to cater to that competitive aspect. Kids aren’t the ones that are breeding hundreds of Larvesta in the hopes of getting one with the right nature.
It’s intended for a dual audience - the kids want to go on picnics with the cute green kitty and the adults want to argue about whether to ban the string cheese.
Lmao yeah fair.
