I think those are very juicy apricots, so she’s asking for screens, so she can… have an apricot shower in the middle of the restaurant?

Yeah, that one seems like a stretch.

A bad trip on either your shoelaces or heroin might not kill you but still ruin your life until your peaceful death.

Not pictured : walking the long yet hopefully safer path down the cliff and making your way back up hauling like 100kg of meat.

I mean, they have bird lower bodies.

If they can lure most non-asexual people despite that, they’ve got seduction power that goes well beyond normal sexual attraction.

Unless Greek sailors were really that desperate for hot cloacae.

Apparently bad enough that this had to be made :

https://www.roalddahlmuseum.org/our-story/anti-racism-statement/

I have had asshole neighbours who let their car running next to them so they had light and shit music blaring from their sound system for hours, including around like 1-2 AM.

They clearly were not the kind to roll in cash. Beyond being a nuisance, I assume those idiots didn’t even realize how wasteful they were.

Hey, at least part of it might belong on a museum.

If you’re doing that, Discovery S2 to S3 will be the longest road ever.

I didn’t love them, but they were fun.

I mean, it’s Star Trek we’re talking about. When it’s good, it’s very good, and when it’s not it’s unbearable. You can find a lot worse than these movies in the franchise.

Debatable. Anyway, the very next guy after the very next guy managed to be infinitely worse than both. What was his name again?

You know, power of friendship is boring when it’s done stupidly and it becomes the only answer to every problem…

but to me the worst kind of shounen degeneracy is when they stop caring about the human aspects at all. And instead they just do endless power level fights where heroes keep winning by ass-pulling new strength from nowhere.

I’ve abandoned several series that I thought started well over that.

It’s so weird.

I think I’d have an easier time reading unowns from pokémon than this.

King guy is so resentful he instructed the executioner to use the smallest, shittiest axe ever for a decapitation.

You know, make sure it takes a few very messy hits. Maybe he requested an extra blunt edge too.

Meanwhile, Darth Ane and Darth Ept have been the butts of every Sith lord’s joke forever.

I did some research. I knew I’d find some. I did not expect thousands of them.

I don’t know, we have it a lot easier where I’m from. We simply call them ornithorynques.

I was thinking maybe mouse nipples too, but apparently male mice don’t have visible ones.

Dude, have you seen Andromeda reviews ? We got it good.

… I am letting everyone decide if it’s about the thing with Kevin Sorbo or Mass Effect, or whatever other one I might not know.

Well that guy didn’t bite hard, but let me tell you, you don’t want a cat’s mouth that close to your nose. Very effective at waking you up though.

My cat was the kind that always wants attention and follows people everywhere but never really brought toys to me.

Also very much liked to wake me up/get me out of bed. By munching on my nose if I tried ignoring him.