Capacola

It doesn’t know what a joke is.

Jizzlord

Blue cheese has mold in it, DISCUSTING!

The cat doesn’t talk.

I scored 8/10, but I should get a pass for guessing the inventor of python is a serial killer.

Facebook messenger notification. Everyone I know who uses it has a Pavlovian reaction to that.

I had a t61p that suffered from it. Unfortunately I came to the same conclusion that it wasn’t worth fixing. It’s too bad since that was one of the last really good thinkpads.

Probably the faulty nvidia die substrate issue. I’m amazed it lasted this long, most of those chips died long ago.

Today was a bad day to be literate.

Just one more donation bro. Just one more and we’ll fix democracy, I promise bro, just one more.

But the gray box is in the way of that solution.

Have you heard about all of the loot they hoard? Dragons have nothing on the Vatican.

From what I can tell from the context that is the intention in the Lain closing. Americans are such prudes they see nudity and assume sex. In the credits she’s curled into a fetal position so it’s not like it’s even provocative.

Die Eier von Satan

Agreed. So you wrote a shitty web page that breaks constantly, but you still wasn’t me to download it as an “app” so you can track me better? No thanks.

I think they meant all of the apps that are just a website with a wrapper.

My 35yo painted turtle Henry, and one of his guppies.

A friend of mine’s yearling Frederic.

Three dog night.

Bonus fat toad.

Yeah, that’s what I meant. I’ve listened to that song countless times, and just now realized it’s a dune reference.