I too dislike the Bello Bear comic strip.

Wait is that swatercolour as in Sir Shitty?

You’re gonna need to explain this one boss

You absolute monster, you must be a sucker for punishment if you’re willing to type …. it

The 401k offloads the duty of the company to ensure the pension is solvent to another company.

The other company is a for profit company that intends to make money off of you, but they also take fees so even if they lose your money they get the fees. It’s a relatively no loose for them while you could lose everything.

All in a vehicle not tied to the original business where the original business can say oh nooooooo so sorry

It has the benefit of portability but tbh unless you are already “well off” and making enough to live comfortably you are not likely to be able to contribute to your 401k at a level that will afford you a retirement.

Another take is that if the “wife” had handled the situation instead of ignoring it the “husband” wouldn’t have “had to” act arbitrarily

Parables are beautiful because you take your own meaning

I used to smoke, so I’m extra judgey.

Cigarettes

… the Vice President of the USA

Hi. I’m you. It’s weird reading something so fucking … exact.

I’m sorry you went through that.

My ex wife made a claim that I hit her. She thought it would help her win the divorce.

Officially I have to check the box on forms saying yes I have in fact EVER been charged with domestic violence.

I’m the only person involved with a memory of the event she made up, because I have to maintain records of it and charges being dropped and everything. For work.

Investigators ask me, I have to say yes. I describe the situation and what happened and they give me the side eye “yeah sure ok, wife beater” and then my ex-wife doesn’t even remember the situation.

The good news is I have sole custody of our child. A judge saw the real of it when it mattered.

FWIW that was always my concept of fossil fuels to begin with.

Like whatever you just said, but for dinosaurs and all the life from before.

… are they not fossils of the cyanobacteria

… I want one

every day we stray further from the light

No collar, on the city street at night?

He doesn’t look very fast