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All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carrey

Salt Life stickers and Punisher thin blue line stickers are best friends here in MD.

Absolutely 100% wrong.

Star Wars is ancient fantasy, it happened A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy Far far away

The Matrix soundtrack is amazing

The stork, or whatever, is about to punch him in the dick

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Blood on the ceiling is a sign someone was shooting up in the bathroom.

You could try not letting your cat out, that’s a neat trick.

The pee sample came accidentally 3 months later.

I dropped it off at the vet and the called confused af because it had been so long.

So that was fun.

Kinda a dick for breaking up your second one though, but Ganon giveth and taketh

It was a good harvest that year

No but I 100% tried to name him Link and got overruled.

Correction, he sprained the buildings ankle

it’s actually scientifically impossible to disprove this

… I knew I shoulda tried building a bridge out of him

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He used to hide under an old chair, my in laws gave us, waiting for my son (toddler at the time) to go to bed so he could come out.

At bedtime he’d come out because he loved the blankets being tossed around when we tucked my son in, he earned the nickname “the tucken monster” because he’d go fucking nuts attacking sheets and blankets.

After my son was in bed he’d join him to make sure no monsters came.

When I’d go to bed ganon would come and make sure no monsters got me.

He isn’t the best cat I’ve ever had, there is no top 5 or top 3 or top 2.

Ganon was one of the cats I’ve ever had, I’m now 3 cats old. They were all the best, they were all perfect.

In systems we consider discs to be optical devices and sometimes just lump any portable media as a “disc”

Once it’s on my system and seen as a device is becomes a disk