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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

So this is what my upstairs neighbor has been doing all morning

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So this is what my upstairs neighbor has been doing all morning

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    sold

    who tf saw this and thought damn that’s a really good deal

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      If you are a woman and post a picture with you together with the ball, you could find a lot of people that would pay a lot of money for the used ball.

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        I would buy it if it wasn’t cleaned ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          Giggity

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    “Cleaned with vinegar” - that’s going to be a spicy meatball for the next user if they don’t thoroughly rinse it.

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      Heh. Meat ball

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    “used only once”

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      ok mac

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    New fear… no, additional fear of what happens when those pop

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      Imagine if it just gets a leak in the head and you don’t realize. Queef/fart from hell afterwards.

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        Air forced into the vaginal cavity can kill someone.

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      🎶 Pop! Goes the weasel 🎶

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    What are you working out with it?

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      Yer mama

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      Horniness & Sexual Frustration

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      Deep pelvic floor muscles

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