… you can just add it to the backlog of embarrassments that your brain randomly select from during otherwise peaceful moments.

I replay it in my head until I have an outcome I like, then I’m making a Hakuna Matata and do exactly that.

All you need is a second person to share this hyperfixation who also happens to have a hyperfixation on this topic. Oh, you need to know this person in real life (the one with the good grapics and the shadow glitch at 23° north)

A girl I know has a really dark humor. She says “doing one that runs in my family”

No fucking way! I can say sex on the internet? That’s the shit!

There’s a difference between getting shamed or stoned for their work.

And the first one is something being stoned would make better, while the second one would get you stoned.

I know that. I don’t get annoyed by typos in internet comments, but when a news organization has a typo I hate that whole article. even if it’s just, a wrongly placed comma, or missing a capital letter.

The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen

But even in English - if you are completely gender neutral - “the human does not like its work in the office” is the same.

God I hate it when people call animals “they”. Like “the dog doesn’t like their squeaky toy” - it’s a dog! Call it “it”! “The dog doesn’t like its squeaky toy”

Rule #21 of the internet: everyone is a guy

Addition 1: every women is actually a guy

Addition 2: every kid is an 18+ guy

Addition 3: little girls are FBI Agents

This would make for an awesome Cyberpunk TTRPG setting… an evil villain letting free a virus that transforms every bit into a 10-bit metric byte. Items being unusable unless decoded, etc.

Doing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅

Tried to learn coding using chatGPT. Wanted to make my own game engine for a phone game. Ended up looking up tutorials.

My parents made their house self-sufficient. They have a water pump, filters, and a photovoltaic on the roof that can power the whole house and an EV. They’re planning on using the car‘s battery for the house once it’s too weak to drive. They also installed a wooden stovetop which heats the whole ground floor. As for food, my dad‘s a hunter and inherited way too much ammo for a single lifetime when my grandad passed.

Oh, I remember one too!

One was “1 priest 1 nun”, a German production where the story was semi professionally made and about “removing the devil from one”

I was thinking of getting 何か日本語で “nanika nihongo de” and if someone would ask me what it meant I’d say “something in Japanese”

Whaddaya mean?

To each their own, but that windows 98 overlay feels wrong