I hate it when people don’t speak in languages from this dimension
please don’t read through my comments, they are embarrassing
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I’d be violently upset if I knew my browser was downloading what appears to be a whole
node_modulesdirectory before I could jerk off
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him.
91·7 days agoalt text: bro you got a cock on your screen, scroll the fuck away asap
https://verysickinhumancreature.com/products/until-death-all-defeat-is-psychological
I think this is the artist
Their Instagram page has similar artwork without tags/signatures
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Aural Sex: What celebrities have *voices* that turn you on?
1·13 days agoI thought it meant getting fucked in the ear
Your HR department likely has a picture of your face on a dartboard if you’re serious
34.45 per kilogram I think
not sure what it usually costs per kilogram
but yeah, it doesn’t look too different
I don’t think this is USD
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!
38·20 days agoI normally just skip keygen
it’s such a hassle
besides, it means I can connect from anywhere
no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway
Harry Potter and the empty goblet waiting for the fire to trickle down
Highlighted
implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour
it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years
but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me
Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?
And again after every unique command added to your shell history
Squatting over the side of the starting-podium and blasting a ten thousand PSI shitstream into the shark infested waters is the only winning strategy, Jesse. Don’t be brave.
“I am fighting for my life in here”
ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•To people outside the UK : Do you recognise this man?
21·1 month agoI’m South African
My uncle with a coke and gambling addiction loved his shit.
I haven’t listened to the guy’s music in twenty years.
I hardly remember anything about the songs.
I grew up developing a very different taste in genres. So I never really bothered keeping up with RW. Not to be a snob or anything, I’m sure my taste is most likely dogshit. I can see why people like him, but his stuff just isn’t for me.
Plus, I don’t want those tracks triggering any memories I am blissfully forgetting.
My uncle is a piece of shit. The coke and gambling thing is deep into saint territory on the spectrum of his morality. Man fuck that guy. (Not RW, I’m sure he’s alright)
im so sorry lila
but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this
you did not stand a chance
instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage
best way to catch em
not much man how about you
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would you do today if today was your last day?
5·2 months agoyou will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.
you need more than a day
also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance
you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad
walk up to any old lady with a bad hip
figure out if she has Alzheimer’s
if she does
congratulations, you are her relative
dig through her medicine cabinet
look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps
don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day




LET IT RIDE