

pissing my jorts in walmart so I don’t end up on the sex offender registry because the bathroom had a queue
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.


pissing my jorts in walmart so I don’t end up on the sex offender registry because the bathroom had a queue
They are sticking experimental grey market peptides into their veins, eating Adderall like tic tacs and are prone to take part in a whole list of other dangerous activities.
So, probably not too long.


oh
I meant to say I crave cocaine when I drank
smoking thing was a tangent


Same, except with cocaine.
I still smoke sometimes. Like, one pack a month (at most). I actually prefer those guerilla-marketed nicotine lip pouches.


Wouldn’t that js trip XSS/CSRF protection in most browsers?
Also
Isn’t this, like, super fucking illegal?
no one is forcing anyone to use Linux
if I had the authority I would force everyone to use linux
I’m in my very late 20s
I googled it and have no fucking clue dude
these anime things make no sense
unless you mean the CEO of sex part
Yeah that’s just an actor people decided to start calling the CEO of sex. Like sex is a videogame with numbered releases controlled and maintained by a single corporate corporate executive with direct development access.
Don’t worry about it. Your English is probably fine.
I’m high and also kinda struggled to understand it
I think this is the first time I’ve seen the word “libertinage”
oh dear lord
what was his defense when presented with the concept of a software license
I’m too scared to look
Sure, I can give you a government ID
it won’t be real or it won’t be mine
good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs
it takes months to get an actual government ID issued
if I have to wait that long,
I’m using a different website
dickhead
@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art


ain’t no way anyone’s doxxing that space shuttle door gunner
I’m too lazy to keep track of all the lazy shit I do
I have no way to gauge it
No, I was high.
Apologies. No hostility was intended.
I legit thought this was about George W Bush


damn, you’re right
immediately folded and apologised on the first message

I don’t know why it needed to “think” about that for three seconds
you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.
you need more than a day
also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance
you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad
walk up to any old lady with a bad hip
figure out if she has Alzheimer’s
if she does
congratulations, you are her relative
dig through her medicine cabinet
look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps
don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day