Why would anyone make something like this?

I don’t get it

“I’m fat.”

“Yo momma so fat she being used in a trebuchet as counterweight”

You could also try to get a tungsten replica of your genital. It’s probably more expensive though.

And then he starts crying during the orgasm?

Waiting since yesterday evening…

Do what are the symbols of progress here? The woman in the center seems to be commenting on the progress rather than depicting the progress itself, she she seems to be loving it.

For actual symbols, we have planes, skyscrapers, a fort, a chemist, the world and an engineer.

I can see how all these depict progress, but the fort seems to be overly racist. I can only understand this as the conquest against the native Americans which is depicted positively here. But I guess that’s just how people thought back then.

People say that everything before becoming a parent yourself is just extended childhood. Can partially confirm. If the kid is with someone else, you can also be a child again.

I always carry a USB stick in my backpack in case I need to install Linux.

Arguably, an unborn baby cannot be guilty of anything. But an adult sentenced to death is often guilty of some horrible crime. So if you accept killing as a punishment, there is no contradiction.

Party with the boys (and some people who are likely to tolerate sexual abuse for various reasons)

It would be even more American with AR-15s, wouldn’t it? Why didn’t it go there yet?

If you only look at how long it takes until the food is out again, and don’t care where it comes out of, then yes.

Well, you can stop wearing those weird clothes for once. Nowadays we pirate from home. No sailor suit required anymore. I recommend you start by buying a laptop. But those are quite hard to use if you have skipped a century or two. Can you even read? Do you speak modern English?

Anyways, maybe go to some adult education center first and learn how to read and write. Yes you got that right. Piracy requires education nowadays. Who would have thought?

You mean anything without world in its name?

Right, and I also forgot privatising things like water and then let them shut off water for poor people who cannot pay like in Chile.

I’d buy that

Translation:

Allowing the private sector to take a larger role in society with government oversight

Privatise profits, socialise losses

Simplifying the tax code to close loopholes in cooperation with the provinces and territories

Lower overall taxes, austerity

Ending corporate subsidies and supply management where a return on investment cannot be delivered

End climate-protecting subsidies

Only if it doesn’t get ripped open by satellites burning up at high altitude again.

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