There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”
It’s a better punchline imo.
What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there
That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!
There are no bites in that carrot. I’d avoid touching it
Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
Smell it … if you dare.
Why stop there?
IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙
I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud
This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Have you seen the price of dildos? I can’t blame people for getting creative with household objects!
Accident and emergency people?
I think it is accident and emergency wards
Now the sentence makes more sense …
It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.
I’d eat it. I don’t mind leftovers and I hate waste.
it might be that it wasn’t used for eating
Give it a nibble. You might like it.
No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫
Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine… I’m sure…
I don’t think that’s for eating
Nobody.
