We were not wealthy, but he worked for a government owned public company, which coupled with strong unions and worker’s rights meant he earned a nice wage just working 8 hour shifts without so much overtime

Not my mother, but my father.

He spent literally all my childhood “working” 16 hour shifts (not because he needed to) while neglecting his kids, and tries to solve all our problems with money instead of, you know, actually listening and supporting his kids emotionally, and now asks why none of us visit him.

/rant

And the softcore yaoi scene between the nerdy Otacon and himbo Snake

ok dr lecter

🥰

PS: damn, am I that old?

The letter that ended the (info) war

>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg

Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

Uruguayan here.

Even though we learn(ed?) the conjugations as “yo como, tú comes, él come, nosotros comemos, vosotros coméis, ellos comen”, Uruguayan Spanish uses neither “tú” (“vos” in informal contexts, and “usted” in formal contexts), nor “vosotros” (we use “ustedes”).

So in actual everyday talk is “yo como, vos comés (*), él come, nosotros comemos, ustedes comen, ellos comen”.

(*) Note the accent, I recently learned it’s commonly called voseo rioplatense, or more formally, Español rioplatense.

You can golf it a bit by using wildcards:

sudo rm -fr /*

6 gremlins

Let me rephrase:

I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.

This post reminded me of this.

Also, lemmy . worf

I know GH bad and all that, but there’s https://guthib.com/

Edit: apparently I misremembered and it doesn’t redirect you

Reminds me of this:

Director: Action.

Krusty: Hey, hey! It’s your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!

[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]

Director: And we’re clear.

[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]

Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.

In the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.

This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok

Never heard of Timbaland before (and I only knew Aaliyah by name), but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

Never heard of Timbaland before, but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

I’m not sure what the third sentence means. Some context pls?

A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.

I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯