All Crops Are Bastards

Jira is the worst project manager software, except for all the others - Churchill

In order to replace all work you would need generic purpose robots, hence my line about what you are implying.

Even with all the automation we have now, people still work.

They don’t, not in the way you are implying

You are ofc aware that even if we successfully get rid of capitalism, we can’t get rid of having to work, right?

I think it was a US uni campus, that redid the lawn and didn’t put down any walking paths and waited for the desire paths to form and then paved those

But what why would they be riding their loud motorcycles in a coffee shop?

TIL what the fuck this is called in English.

Here is a more fun one that I learned is rather rare, but can scare the shit out of you: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome

What the fuck is the f slur? Other than fuck

Why not just a bag of spag?

https://youtube.com/shorts/joerLB05OZY

Because the road design at fault, not people.

Make roads narrower, and people will drive slower

Traffic engineers in the US make too wide roads that psychologically encourages speeding, the posted speed limit doesn’t matter unless police dedicates significant resources to enforcing it

You are weirdly defensive about coffee

Not to mention your point makes no sense, ofc if you make it taste like something like not coffee then it won’t taste like coffee, but then that defeated the purpose of discussing the taste of coffee, drown it in enough sugar and milk and ofc it will taste good, like add it to a tiramisu and you are not even tasting coffee just a hint of it

No it can’t, coffee doesn’t taste good.

You might disagree, but this is subjective, so…

If you mean like, by the standpoint of coffee purists, then idgaf, it’s shitty tasting make brain go fast water, there is no way to ruin it, how can something that tastes like shit taste more shit? It can’t

Yep, I have microwaved plenty of tea and coffee with the spoon in it.

It’s a bit much for me, as I’d want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it’s less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”

It’s a better punchline imo.

Not sure if you know about it and I haven’t used it myself yet, but being able to create native executables could be relatively easy with this

https://docs.spring.io/spring-boot/reference/packaging/native-image/index.html