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      It’s definitely a joke or some sort of weird art statement, the only thing that bothers me is that I once got my decade-old account banned from LinkedIn for posting a job that they decided was discriminatory because it had a language requirement, and yet somehow this has passed their filters?

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        You say definitely but it could be serious. In China there are people who pay to work, to avoid being « flagged » as unemployed, which apparently is worse than paying for a fake job.

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      Hungary unofficially have pay for internship positions thanks to extremely corrupt HR departments, and internship time mandates from colleges. Basically it ruined my dream of getting a college degree, because at my age especially, it would have cost me a small fortune.

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    Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

    When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

    Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

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      Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

      That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

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            What gap?

            I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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                No if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

                You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

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                  Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

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        Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

        (I’m only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

        Edit: yep.I’m an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don’t shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

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    Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

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      Apparently this was some sort of job posting “experiment” from a couple of years ago.

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    Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

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    Just change your company name to be [actual company name] dba AI Prompt Engineer College, call this a class, done.