Try reading it again.

Uh… about that…

Both are entirely incapable of love so, no.

You can call Linus a lot of things but “stylish” is a bit of a stretch.

I once queued up outside the local Aldi for a PC. Those were the days when they had decent machines at hard to beat prices. There were quite a few people before me when I got there about an hour before the store opened. Luckily, I got my PC because they had plenty of stock. It was a pretty decent machine too. This must have been in the early 2000s. Pretty unspectacular, overall.

Chances are, you’re not subversive enough to rate an FBI man.

This is basically what we living in developed countries are all doing every day.

Performance differences between distros tend to be negligible. Unless you have a specific use case and a distro specifically tuned for that, you will hardly notice any difference.

Until the next storm.

But would you buy one?

Well, you’d be outside of the radius of immediate destruction, so totally no problem. Those were pretty crazy times.

Flavour package is subscription only.

It says “your mom can’t read hieroglyphs”.

She was divorced. Everybody knows that God doesn’t like divorced women.

Closed. Duplicate.

Never liked the guy anyway.

A veritable answer.

Let’s redo these trajectory calculations on the asteroid Apophis. Just to be safe. Probably nothing.

Yep. That gun won’t do anything.

You forgot nuclear war.