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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to pics@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to pics@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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    that’s all well and good, Gladys, and i’m happy that you’re finding new and exciting ways to explore your body. But the pages are ruined, Gladys. What am I to do?

    • Zron@lemmy.world
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      Print your own copy

      • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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        Stop right there criminal scum

  • don@lemm.ee
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    Huh. Wonder what non-fucking ladies read.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      The bible.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      Still porn.

      • don@lemm.ee
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        What’s wrong with moving porn?

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          Uhaul is going to make a killing

          • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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            Pensky

          • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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            What’s up with “Mom’s Attic”?

        • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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          There are probably studies done on why women tend to prefer written porn, but off the top of my head: it’s easier to find material that’s made for women’s titillation rather than men’s. Women are more likely to have been raised with both body-shaming and sex-shaming, and keeping the visuals hidden in your brain may feel safer. Also some people (raises hand) are more turned on by scenarios than bodies.

  • Spykee@lemm.ee
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    Joey Tribbiani from Friends thinks Rachel has porn

  • Tony Wu@lemmy.world
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    Is there a guy version of this?

    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      here, made with the highest standard of quality

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      … A folder of bookmarks on their web browser labelled either ‘Definitely Not Porn’ or ‘Research Project’, buried in 8 nested layers of other folders and bookmarks.

      • 9bananas@feddit.org
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        pfffff… separate browser/firefox profile with blatant porn links right in the bookmarks, neatly sorted.

        no need to hide shit…just separate it out and lock it behind a password/have it on a separate, locked volume/drive/directory/whatever…

        …or a portable linux live stick…

        there’s plenty of civilized options! ;)

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I know it isn’t linux, but if anyone ever figures out how to make TempleOS internet capable… and then browse porn on it… I think that might be a candidate for greatest degenerate yet also genius tech nerd of all time

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        Joke’s been done to death but if I knew someone would be looking I’d love to put my homework in 8 nested folders of “PRIVATE FOLDER.” “KEEP OUT.” “NOT PORN.”

        …Actual_English_Assignment.odt

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    When I was younger, and living in a house with a lot of friends, we had one friend who worked at a sex shop, who would bring boxes of out of date porn magazines over sometimes, and he’d always arrive and say “Porn! and Forums, for the Laaaaaydies!” Because those were mostly stories not pictures. Always there were also the ones, I can’t remember the name, with naked men but he knew those were for gay guys not women.

    He was a very odd guy, but not wrong.

  • talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works
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    Where can I get one?

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      Make it

      • talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works
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        That craftsmanship is outside my wheelhouse. I’d rather pay someone that can do it.

  • Ogmios@sh.itjust.works
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    We know

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    Reminds me of that friends episode where Joey finds Rachael’s book.

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Idk about y’all, but I’m a visual learner 😏

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    Yep. If you go to uncensored chat bot sites, majority of the popular models are males.

    Though i wouldn’t say one is better than the other. One creates a dependence to supra-natural visual stimuli, the one supra-natural psychological stimuli, which can cause orgasm issues when dealing with a real human.

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    Those fingers are getting places

  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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    F o r

    t h e

    P L O T

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    Stubby fingers…

    • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      For her pleasure…

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