Oooo, classic and obscure.

I simply unhinge my jaw and let it slide down my throats.

Oh I’ll edit your latex

I can only assume you’re human, so that still counts as a man made religion.

Sounds relaxing though, I’d pray to that.

Are their non man made religions I should know about?

I feel like dogs would have a good religion. I wanna subscribe to that.

Don’t worry, now people in their 20s are feeling the same way. So at least you’re not alone.

Shit’s fucked

Ah, the Harry Dresden Assassination technique

And the demon name sounds like car sell, which is accurate because all car sale people are demons

Why do the British eat like the Nazis are still flying overhead?

Print your own copy

We are evolved from a common ancestor to all great apes.

A great ape is not a monkey.

Don’t belittle your heritage or I’ll be forced to resolve this like our ancestors, by slinging feces at you until you leave.

First, assume a spherical resistor in a vacuum, that can also dissipate heat with 100% efficiency.

Now that we’re in physics land, anything is possible.

You know, none of the “AI is dangerous” movies thought of the fact that AI would be violently shoved into all products by humans. Usually it’s like a secret military or corporate thing that gets access to the internet and goes rogue.

In reality, it’s fancy text prediction that has been exclusively shoved into as much of the internet as possible.

Have you trained yourself to shit out little cubes?

And does this adversely affect your plumbing?

And then convert your life savings to gold and bury it under the slab to troll future civilization.

Oh no, a sales platform that takes a cut of revenue.

Valve isn’t a charity, and they provide very good services for what developers pay.

Devs don’t need to host download servers, they don’t need to staff customer service reps, they don’t have to set up banking infrastructure or worry at all about handling payments from hundreds of different banks across hundreds of countries.

It’s not like valve takes 30% and sits on it. They put that money to use.

Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.

Gwindolyn from DS1 was a ladyboy, he also made an appearance in DS3, although has being vored by Aldrich.

And then Miquella from Elden Ring is a ladyboy that loves radahn, a big beefcake looking dude.

I’m pretty sure there was a ladyboy in DS2, although now I’ll be honest that I only played through that once.

Someone with a hand fetish got hired at from soft.

It used to just be the feet and ladyboys that were in every game. Now they’ve got hand monsters.

My cat would have just asked for a Costco chicken.

She likes cat food, and tuna in small amounts, but she will scream like she hasn’t eaten in weeks if she sees me with a Costco chicken.

I buy them to make tinga or chicken salad, and she usually gets the wings because the crying breaks my heart.