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Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.

I’ve never eaten fugu, but I can understand the concept. In the same vein, I’ve never piloted a space shuttle, and yet I can still speak authoritatively to some of its most obvious aspects. One need not always experience a thing directly to be able to make reasonable inferences about that thing.

That’s one way to demonstrate that you didn’t read the article.

French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

Yes.

Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.

E: idiot mode was engaged.

My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

c/lost_lemmings

So I’ve nooticed.

You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.

no u

bitch that’s like 5-8 pickles max get ur bitch ass up

u delet ur account rn

Okay, rugby it is.

Dead ringer for Nikki Minaj.

No shoutycaps, fake.

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bricks?

I quit by vaping off of cigarettes, and then gradually reducing the nicotine in vape juice until I was vaping 0 nicotine for a couple of months, then stopped altogether. Been nicotine free for several years now, and no cravings.

What’s on second.